✦﹒ weird ie scenarios !

Baking with Gouenji

Gouenji: so I can either bake these cookies in 400 degrees for 10 minutes... Or 4,000 degrees for one minute...

Kidou, Fubuki, Tatsuya: ! *gasp*

Kidou: *turns around* Gouenji, NO. That's not now you make cookies friend.

Gouenji: ...*uses his flames* Floor it?

Fubuki: GOUENJI-KUN NO.

Gouenji: *in god mode* How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second...

Tatsuya: Gouenji you're gonna burn the house down—

Gouenji: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE F**KING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.

Kidou, Fubuki, Tatsuya: GOUENJI P L E A S E.

Meanwhile...

And in the end, no one gets a cookie. :<