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Dumb Ways to Die

So this is Dumb Ways to Die, Inazuma Japan ver.

♪Set fire to your hair ♪

Endou: I'm gonna cook some meals.

Kazemaru: you always burn the food.

Endou: oh trust me I'm not gonna burn it.

Kazemaru: you also-

Endou: Bye!

Kazemaru: set the kitchen on fire..

-meanwhile-

Kazemaru: Endou, are you-

Endou: *running around the kitchen* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! *has a fire into his head*

Gouenji: *comes by* called?

♪ Poke a stick at a grizzly bear ♪

Endou: look Sakanoue, don't mess up at the Zoo. You know what happened last time we went there.

Sakanoue: *completely wasted* of course. Huehuehue!

Endou: sh*t, why is this guy like this?

-at the zoo, meanwhile-

Sakanoue: WAAAAAAAAA

Endou: Sakanoue! What the f*ck is happening?!

Sakanoue: *runs away while being chased by a grizzly bear* I-I'm just curious on how grizzly bears react they they're poked!

Endou: SERIOUSLY?!

♪ Eat medicine that's out of date ♪

Shirou:*on the bed* Atsuya, can you get the medicine for me?

Atsuya: *on the kitchen* yeah, but what medicine?

Shirou: the one for fevers...

Atsuya: *accidentally grabs the expired one* *goes Shirou's room* here Aniki....

Shirou: *eats the medicine* *drinks water* Arigatou..

-meanwhile-

Shirou: A-Atsuya....*blows up*

Aniki: *gasps* ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIII!

♪ Use your Private Parts as a Piranha bait ♪

Fudou: Yuuto, I want a honeymoon..

Kidou: sure, where do you want?

Fudou: *shows a website* here, at this beach.

-meanwhile at the beach-

Fudou: AAAAAAAAAA YUUTOOOOOOO!

Kidou: wtf is it....

Fudou: p-piranhas... *ded*

Kidou: AKIO!

♪Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die, Dumb ways to die, So many dumb ways to die ♪

♪ Get your toast out with a fork ♪

Haizaki: Kidou-san.

Kidou: *reads newspaper* yeah?

Haizaki: why did you really put me on goalkeeper?

Kidou: you still don't-

The toaster is ready!