Yes. I have a reference for this sht.
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Tatsuya: Masaki, are you ready for school?
Masaki: Yeah.
Ryuuji: Then get your butt down here and I'll drive you.
Nagumo: as if he would come down. He doesn't listen to you two.
Suzuno: then who? You? A red tulip uncle with a big tulip army?
Nagumo: Atleast it's not you, the ice queen uncle who joined a LOT of beauty pageants.
Suzuno: Oh Excuse me?!
Fire and Ice starts to ramble
Ryuuji: JUST GET YOUR PHYSICAL <censored> BODY DOWN HERE, KIYAMA MASAKI.
Tatsuya: My last name was mentioned...?
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Masaki: *upstairs, searching through his underwears-* Hm...
Picks one--
Masaki: Senpai will adore me in these~! *throws the other underwear and wears the other in his head happily*
--At Raimon--
Ryuuji: Can you remove that weird underwear in your head?
Tatsuya: That's what we call "style", Ryuuji.
Ryuuji: Whatever, Have a great day at school, sweetie.
Masaki: *awkwardly leaves the car*
Ryuuji: .....Tatsuya.
Tatsuya: Hm?
Ryyuji: Did you drug our son?
Tatsuya: No, but those two uncles probably did.
Ryuuji: Well I suspect you three.
Tatsuya: Just..... Drive the car.
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Masaki: *strolls around* Where's senpai??? *searches* There he is! *hides on a tree*
Kirino: *reading a buk*
Masaki: Senpai looks good today! *takes a picture*
Tenma: Shinsuke, catch! *throws a ball at Shinsuke*
Shinsuke: *catches it*
Masaki: There he is, my one and only senpai~
Tenma and Shinsuke: Say hi to senpai!
Masaki: He's my future boyfriend, he does doesn't know it yet...
Tenma and Shinsuke: Spring it on senpai!
Masaki: I'll tell him all my feelings, all the thoughts I've been concealing, that it sounds so unappealing that I sweat... *takes his underwear in his head off* A lot..
--Kringggggg!
Kidou: Is everyone here? Yes? Hell yes! Now let's start.
Masaki: *stares at Kirino far away, flipping a buk* Everyday, my favorite subject's senpai~
Tenma and Shinsuke: A+ at senpai!
Masaki: I could sit and study him for HOURS at a time!
Tenma and Shinsuke: Sounds kinda boring.
Kirino: *raises his hand* May I go out, Kidou-sensei?
Masaki: His eyes, his (long) hair, his derriere, it's crazy yet and I don't care, and I'll swear one day I'll finally make him mine!
Kirino leaves the classroom and soon Masaki leaves too..
Kirino: Oh, Hikaru! What's up!
Hikaru: I'm doing fine! Hey... Can you teach me some math in recess? My grades are getting low and I can't understand the lesson...
Kirino: Sure!
Hikaru: *touches Kirino's arm* Thank you Kirino-senpai! You're the best!
Masaki: *hides* Who is that cute little student there and why he's touching his arm?!
Kirino: *leaves the place and returns to classroom*
Masaki: If he puts moves on my senpai, then I'll have to cause him harm! *stabs Hikaru on the back*
Hikaru: ×…× *falls off floor*
Masaki: Maybe I should clean up this body, or just dump it in to the trash... *pulls Hikaru's body outside* senpai could never love him cause we're such a perfect match!
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Kirino: *at the clubroom*
Masaki: Everywhere that he goes, I'll be there and he won't know!
Kirino: *flinches* who's there?!
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Kirino: *got out of the sakka team' shower room*
Masaki: Am I mad? Maybe so, but I love to sniff his clothes! *sniffs Kirino's clothes*
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Masaki: And I'll make him agree, he's my blushing boy to be! *walking around pushing students*
Nishiki: Wha- *got pushed hard*
Masaki: In the end, all my friend will then see.... *hugs Tenma and Shinsuke* Senpai Notice Me! *releases*
Tenma: O.o
Shinsuke: ???
--at the clubroom--
Endou: So this is our next opponent! *keeps talkin*
Masaki: Shindou-san keeps gazing at my senpai~
Tenma and Shinsuke: Don't look at senpai!
-Time skip-
Masaki: Maybe I should follow him and have a FRIENDLY CHAT.
Tenma and Shinsuke: Doesn't sound friendly!
Masaki: I promise not to hurt him, *stabs one random student beside him and puts knife on Shindou's hand* just to frame him for a murder, he's a senpai stealing sultry little brat!
Tsurugi: *shookt*
Masaki: I think??
-At lunch-
Masaki: *slams cafeteria table* almost noon and no sign of my senpai~
Tenma and Shinsuke: *worried* Hurry up, senpai.
Masaki: Could be he's making out with HER, behind my back?! *points at Aoi with Kirino*
Tenma and Shinsuke: This's looking ugly.
---At the Girls bathroom---
Aoi: *inside on one of the stalls*
Masaki: Let's offer her a shower, *throws a water at Aoi from the head* and we'll turn off all the power! *turns off bathroom light*
Aoi: Oh my! *comes out of the stall wet and tries to switch the bathroom light on*
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I think this have a part 2-
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Fanfiction( formerly "IE Fanmade Comics 2." ) A mix of severely cringe yet kind of fun scenarios!
