Goujin woke up, and saw his friends outside, swarming around Endou.
Goujin: tf is goin on?!
Gouenji: you wouldn't believe, Endou got the Irina Title!
Goujin: Irina whaaaa
Gouenji: *facepalms* I SAID, FRIKKIN IRINA TITLE! GOSH ARE YOU EVEN CLEANING YOUR EARS AFTER USING HEADPHONES!?
Goujin: that ain't necessary... My headphones isn't that bad!
Asuto: it is. It actually smells.
Hiura: hey Asuto, have you got a Irina Title?
Asuto: no, not yet.. *frowns*
Goujin: can you guys just tell me what is it!? *pulls out a gorilla* AND NOBODY GETS HURT-
Mansaku: that's a toy gorilla.
Goujin: WELL THAT'S THE POINT, I'M IMITATING REI-SAN!
Rei: HEY!
Endou: ah, Yo minna! Are we gunna start slapping some rivals?
Kazemaru: maybe not too much.
Endou: oh c'mon Kaze! I just got the Irina Title!
Ichihoshi: now i feel a bit scared...
Nosaka: why?
Ichihoshi: cuz...
Nosaka: cuz what?
(SCARED ICHIHOSHI WARNING.)
Ichihoshi: B-BECUZ YA KNOW, THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE IN OUR CAN DO IRINA SLAP STYLE AND I UH, WAAAAA IT'S HAIZAKI AND ENDOU-SAN, AND I'VE DONE A LOT OF SINS AND MORE LYING TACTICS REEEE AND I WUNNA DIE, I WUNNA DIE, PLEASE KILL MEEEEEEE!
Nosaka: *sighs* ANYONE JUST FIND HIS INJECTION!
Sakanoue: I've found a lot of injection in Ichihoshi bag! Oh wait, *gaaasps* MAYBE HE DOES INJECT HIMSELF WITH ALL OF THIS AND-AND UHHH WAAAAAA AND HE'S ALREADY KILLING HIMSELF AND HE'S GUNNA SUICIDE!! PLEASE MINNA HELP HIM! WORLD'S TURNING WORSE ALREADY WHAT IF I GONE INSANE TOO-
Endou: Frick Sakanoue! *slaps Sakanoue* YOU'RE PANICKING AGAIN!
Kidou: *gaaaasp* why did chu slap himmm
Endou: it's because I can't punch him so I slapped him-
Shirou: but you have Irina Title now!!
Endou: *gaaasps* Nuuuuu! I forgot! Sakanoue I'm very sorry!
Kazemaru: now this place is now a total mess!
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✦﹒ weird ie scenarios !
Fanfiction( formerly "IE Fanmade Comics 2." ) A mix of severely cringe yet kind of fun scenarios!
