The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc

Three's a crime

Defense Attorney Ozpin: Um, I'm sorry. "My man" the way Denzel Washington–

Before Ozpin could finish he was cut off by the Judge.

Judge: Wait, wait. Let the record show the witness means * Jude Flynt looks at Jaune and says the quote in proud a way* "My man!"

The Judge then claps and shakes hands with Jaune and the scene cuts back to Ozpin again.

Summer: It sounds pretty normal to me.

Yang: What a letdown!

Cinder: A pathetic little way of saying a word differently?

Emerald: I don't think yo-

Ligers: All you shut up how we say it is a way to tell the other guy he done good.

Raven: Still stupid, a male fantasy? Pathetic.

Ligers: Man your a bitch can someone please tell me why Tai chose her because she nothing but a fucking hoe, bitch and a coward.

As Ligers said that Raven wanted to kill him but couldn't as she didn't want her mouth on her ass or worse her getting removed. She then became silent and watched the screen.

Defense attorney: Yes. And did this affect your relationship with your family at all?

Jaune: Oh, yes sir. My grandpa and dad were estranged. This event brought them back together.

As the other version of Jaune said that everyone looked at Jaune's father in the theater.

John: No! Me and dad were closer than winter goodwitch and Jaune were!

Said girls turn and glare at the man with pure hatred.

Goodwitch: Not another word.

John nods quickly.

The scene then cuts to Jaune's dad and grandpa sitting in the court looking proud of him and the scene then cuts back to Defense attorney Ozpin.

Defense Attorney Ozpin: To illustrate Mr. Arc's mental state in the days following, here is a Dust he posted the morning after the encounter.

The scene then cuts to Jaune's dust video. The video shows he is dancing willy and happily.

Blake: Really? How immature can you get?

Weiss: Very immature apparently.

Ligers: Oh please you just mad he got laid and not you two.

The two said girls blush

Weiss: Well at least I have a boyfriend! And I am not falling over some blond idiot!

Ligers: Really well your boyfriend was thinking of f-ing one of the girls in this room and Jaune is not an idiot. I mean shit if you train him right you get one hell of a warrior!

As Ligers said that Epsilon had his arm around Neptune's neck.

Epsilon6666: So my Fellow blue haired boy, let me tell you a trick that will help you

He gets real close to Neptune which makes him scared.

Epsilon6666: Don't you ever even think go cheating on your girlfriend ok? Or else I'll go to every corner of the multiverse and erase the very concept of you. The only person who will remember you will be me, and it will be a foul foul memory.

Ligers: He will trust me he can do it plus let me say this Neptune as much as I don't like this version of Weiss you break her heart you're getting both our champions to come after your ass.

Epsilon6666: Na bullshit, I'm too lazy for champions. I'd do it personally.

Ligers: Nevermind but knowing my champion he would want to do it as well. Anyway back to the movie.

Everyone in the theater saw that video ends and the Glynda and Winter of that world could be seen blushing again.

Glynda: I can't with this kid.

Winter: What a dork.

The scene cuts back  to the  Judge and Jaune who were both smiling.

Judge Flynt: Alright, you know what? We'll take a short recess and then we'll resume testimony from My Man!

As the Judge says that he high fives Jaune.

Juniper: what! That's it! No actually evidence brought forth! No witnesses no nothing!

Mercury: It was a pretty bad idea to sue those teachers then wasn't it?

Juniper: You shut up!

Ligers: Yo Epsilon I think you're going to laugh at what happens next.

Epsilon6666: I fucking hope so. And put that damn swear jar down!

Ruby lowered the jar with a hurt look on her face. Ligers then grabs some Lien from his pocket  and places it in the swear jar.

Ligers: That's a 100 Lien I put in that Jar so don't spend it all in one place kid.

Epsilon sighed

Epsilon6666: You sound like a fucking grandfather I swear.

Ruby jumped up and down with glee.

Ruby: thanks!

She ran and showed yang as they began to split it, at Ruby's request.

Ligers: Okay with that over back to the film.

As Ligers said that everyone then went back  to watch the screen.

Lisa: Wow, absolutely riveting testimony.

Cyril: I know, that kid rules. At 16, I was still all about playing with legos. More after this.

The scene then changes to VNN outro and the movie ends.