The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc

Three's a crime

Mercury: He's smooth, definitely smooth.

The girls in the room all looked at the boys in the room in confusion and shock.

Ruby: What are you saying?

John: Women don't understand.

Saphron: Oh really?

Ligers: Yes, you may see it as a child getting his innocence stolen but us men see it as a step to manhood and Jaune just climbed all the way up to the top!

Epsilon6666: Truly a fucking legend!

View jumped up (floated up?) and turned to face the blue haired boy

View: when did you get here?

Epsilon shrugged

Epsilon6666: I can't let you all have the fun without me! And I wanted to see this Jaune enter manhood!

After the laughter was toned down the scene then cuts back to Ozpin.

Defense attorney Ozpin: And how long would you say the encounter lasted?

Jaune: Um, for about five hours.

When Jaune said that Judge Flynt just looked at him with shock as well as everyone else in the theater.

Goodwitch: FIVE HOURS !

Winter: THIS IS ABSURD!

Unfortunately for Goodwitch and Winter the reactions of everyone else was different.

Qrow and tai brurst into laughter, Team RWBY all looked at the boys in disgust. Nora and Pyyhra seemed confused as Ren nodded in respect at this Jaune. Sun and Neptune began to cheer as Roman tipped his hat.

Roman: The kid went all the way, smooth kid smooth.

Ligers: Damn he got the drive of a stallion! I got to give it to him. He made sure to do his duty to please those booties.

Winter & Goodwitch: Will you men shut up!

Ligers: Nope because this here is freaking history in the making.

As everyone was either laughing or shocked they all went back to watching the screen.

Judge Flynt: Oh, I remember those days.

Defense attorney Ozpin: Mr. Arc, what happened when you left Ms. Schnee's house?

Jaune: I walked to the car with my arms out, kind of like, spinning in circles like a Disney princess. Like, mid-song.

As Jaune said that both Glynda and Winter started to blush.

Glynda: Oh, my god!

Winter: So corny.

When the other Goodwitch and Winter said that the Goodwitch and Winter in the theater were trying to tell them to stop.

Winter: No! Not corny! Don't blush other me! Keep your dignity!

Goodwitch: Don't blush! You're a teacher!

Juniper: why should she keep her dignity when she took my sons!

John: honey please calm down.

Juniper: why should I? They had intercourse with our son!

Upon looking at Jaune's reaction the boys in the room nodded

Roman: Accurate representation.

Ligers: Indeed also can I get a hell yeah for Jaune guys?

Epsilon6666: Man you're cooked, no chance.