The many, many, many versions of Jaune arc

Three's a crime

Roman then shuts his mouth.

Neptune: I was joking?

Ligers: Bullshit, you wanna get down with one of the ladies in this room and do the naked tango!

Neptune: You have no proof!

Ligers: You forget I have godlike powers FYI I am reading your mind and I see you trying to get it on with-

Before Ligers could say anything Neptune tried to tackle Ligers only to be stopped by View.

View: Fighting in my theater! I will personally end you Neptune and Liger I will call Epsilon to have his twisted fun with you.

Ligers: Dude I just said I am straight!

View: You started the altercation! Now be quiet!

Ligers: Fine dad!

View: SILENCE!

Ligers then zipped his lips and everyone went back to watching the screen.

Defense Attorney Ozpin: The defendant Ms. Goodwitch texts, "I'm with Ms. Schnee! Come over for some private tutoring", winking emoji face. Can you describe your response Mr. Arc?

Jaune: Uh, yes. Um, I responded with a GIF of a cartoon bird exiting frame so fast that his feathers flew off to imply that I was happy and on my way as quickly as possible.

Defense attorney Ozpin: Yes, you certainly were to illustrate Mr. Arc's attitude. I'd like to show traffic camera footage of Mr. Arc's car the moment he received Ms. Luna's text.

The scene then changes and shows a video clip of a car recklessly driving which then cuts back  to Defense Attorney Ozpin.

Defense attorney Ozpin: Was that you driving Mr. Arc?

Jaune: Yes, that was the second coolest thing I did that day.

Judge Flynt: *The judge looking proud at Jaune* Second coolest, I see what you did there.

Defense attorney Ozpin: And what happened when you arrived at Ms. Luna's house.

The scene then cuts back to Jaune who responds to Ozpin's question.

Jaune: Um, I ran to the front door saying, "Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!"

Defense attorney Ozpin: I see. And when did things turn sexual between the three of you?

When that world's Ozpin said that everyone was shocked.

Goodwitch: SEXUAL!

Juniper stood up and pointed at both Goodwitch and Winter.

Juniper: YOU TOOK MY SONS INOCENCE AWAY!

Winter: I would never have intercourse with a boy at his age!

Ligers: As I said before tell that to your counterpart.

As Ligers said that everyone then kept watching the screen.

Jaune: After I walked in, I went to the bathroom. I looked at myself at the mirror and I said, "Your life begins today." And then I came out and we got down.

As Jaune said that most of the people in the theater started to laugh as well as blush.

Ligers: He is the man!

Neptune: This Jaune is a legend.

Roman: Truly a hero among men.

Sun: We could learn a thing or too from him