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Chronicles of Scottish Hood

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by Marseldagistani

by Marseldagistani

Take 1

Denmark Strait 1941

Bismarck was Minding her own Business when she spotter a Good looking Blond lady which was Hood.

Bismarck*Thought*: What a Nice looking Lady.

She then Proceeded to greet her.

Bismarck: Excuse me Mi--

Then Hood turned and faced Bismarck with a Furious Look

Hood: SUT YER FOCKEN' MOUTH!!!!
DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH OR WAT, YER FOCKEN WANKER!

This String of curses caused Bismarck to go wide eyes in surprise as she didn't expect such behavior from Hood who looked like a very Refined High Class lady.

Hood: OI! LISTEN 'ERE YA WEE CUNT! $$%^^%@^!

Bismarck*Thought*: Oh No... She's Scottish

Take 2

At the Summoning Room Javelin and Laffey were waiting for the new ship-girl.

Javelin: I wonder if there's anyone new.

Then she looks at some one that looks like Hood.

Javelin: Hey Isn't that Hood?

The Hood looks at the two of them though She was mostly staring at Javelin.

Hood: What are you starting at You Posh Twat? Are we gonna have a tea party or what?

Javelin: Oh No... She's Scottish

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