But to answer your question, China, no. I don't know where the micronations are

Maybe you should ask Alfred.

He hasn't been in this chatroom for a long time.

(France):
Oh, yeah. Where in the world is that loud obnoxious kid?

(England):
.. don't tell me he's pranking the President as we speak rn

(China):
Rn???? What's that???

(Japan):
It's 'right now', China. An abbreviation text

(China):
Sheesh. You're too lazy to type in full words now???

(England):
Unlike you, I am not an uncultured man.

(China):
Uncultured???!!! Could you take a look at my country before speaking to me like that?!!!

(France):
Too much exclamation and question marks.

That is NOT charming, especially when you're chatting with pretty women and men ;)

(England):
Hmph. As if writing a winky face is charming as well, you frog

(France):
Old men like you two can never understand the millenial's way of typing ^^

[-Alfred Fanta Jones!!! entered the chatroom! Say Hi to them!-]

(Japan):
Uhm..

(England):
Old men?! YOU'RE older than me, you noodle hair!

(France):
My hair is fabulous, I thank you!

(China):
WHOS THE OLD MAN YOURE TALKING ABOUT??

(Russia):
I think I just saw a pest entered in the chatroom ^^

(Germany):
.. America, why did you change your name in this chatroom

We have a separate chatroom for yours and Italy's nonsense

(England):
Of course I understand China being called an old man,

But me?!

(France):
What

You're old, stop denying it

(England):
I'll tell you, I may be a bit more mature than you are, but I am never old to be considered as an old man!!

(China):
Aiyah! I understand if it's Japan calling me old, but you don't tell me that I am an old man! I still have my youth!!! I CAME HERE TO ASK WHERE THE MICRONATIONS ARE BUT WHY AM I INSULTED HERE

(Japan):
Please stop

All three of you are old.

(China):
SEE

(Germany):
We're nations, we're literally immortals. Of course we're old.

(Japan):
.. am I the only one who's finding it odd that Mr. America is not.. chatting?

(England):
As a matter of fact, YOU type like an old man, China.

(France):
What's wrong with being old?

You're just a little invested in the past, no big deal

(Germany):
This is the fifth argument we have about our age in just a day...

(England):
As if I'd let that french bogging twat insult me about my technology knowledge like that

(France):
Being a little invested in the past is not a problem, but if you're unable to move on

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