Pearl:For self defense reasons,I'm going to pretend to be a robber,and you guys have to act wisely.
Steven:Okay.
Amethyst:Whatever.
Pearl:Give me all your money if you want to live!
Amethyst:Bold of you to assume I have money!
Steven:Bold of you to assume I want to live!
Navy:*hands a bag of money*I know it's not much,but I hope it helps.
Aquamarine:*takes money out of Pearl's pocket*
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Hater:I bet you guys can't guess what question that I'm asked all the time.
Sylvia:Will you please leave the premises?
Dominator:How high are you?
Ripov:Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Wander:Why are you like this?
Evil sandwhich(I ran out of characters):What is possessing you right now?
Hater:...
Hater:Flarp you guys-
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Scourge:So,I get the sense that we've finally run into a problem where killing someone isn't the answer.
Bone:So...What?We try diplomacy?
Scourge:Oh god no!Let's not get carried away now!
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Mina:How come whenever I have fun it's wrong!?
Star:Because people DIE when you have fun!
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Babs:I'll take a venti latte with nine espresso shots!
Kara:Dude,just do cocaine-
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RandomPlease PLEASE do not read this.It's genuinely terrible.The only reason it's still up is cause it has some of the last reminders I have of my friend who is no longer with us and Im afraid that if I draft it they'll be gone forever.
