Random Watchdog:Are you...talking to yourself?
C. Peeps:Because it's the only way to have aN INTELIGENT CONVERSATION AROUND HERE-
^*~:3~*^
Aralt:Hey,Sarah.Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Sarah:No,I do not want to sleep with you.
Aralt:Oh,god,that's what that means?That store clerk was creepy...
Sarah:Your creepy,Aralt.
^*~:3~*^
Tom:I don't sing in the shower.
Tom:I preform in the shower!
*jump cut to Tom dramatically lip synching to 'To Little,to Late'*
^*~:3~*^
C. Peeps:WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!?
Hater:*unholy shrieking*
^*~:3~*^
Varian:I am a confident driver.
Rapunzel:YOU ALMOST RAN SOMEBODY OVER-
Varian:Confidently.
YOU ARE READING
Please Ignore This
RandomPlease PLEASE do not read this.It's genuinely terrible.The only reason it's still up is cause it has some of the last reminders I have of my friend who is no longer with us and Im afraid that if I draft it they'll be gone forever.
