Garroth:A rooster just tried to attack Zane.
Aphmau:Oh my Irene,is he okay!?
Garroth:
Garroth:He didn't think I was within earshot so he said "Watch it you feathery f*ck" and hit it with a snowball...
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Firestar:I didn't think you'de take it that far!
Scourge:You didn't think I'de savagely injure a group of random strangers?You think so little of me...
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Barbara:Hey dad,remember the car?
Commissioner Gorden:Of course I do.
Commissioner Gorden:Wait,what do you mean by 'remember'?
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Rapunzel:Cass,no!
Cassandra:Cass,YES!!!!!*yeets moonstone into chest*
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Aralt:Come on,Sarah.I wasn't that drunk!
Sarah:You came into the living room and said you were "dressed to impress".
Aralt:What was I wearing?
Sarah:You were naked.
Aralt:So?
Sarah:Lydia's still having nose bleeds and I'm a f*cking child!
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Please Ignore This
RandomPlease PLEASE do not read this.It's genuinely terrible.The only reason it's still up is cause it has some of the last reminders I have of my friend who is no longer with us and Im afraid that if I draft it they'll be gone forever.
