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Aralt:How the f*ck did I clean the counter with booze?

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Scourge:*tapes a knife to a roomba*Be free,my child.

Firestar,with a cut on his leg:WHO THE FU-

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Carter:Garth you have to trust me.I'm your nicest friend-

Carter:No wait that's Barry...

Carter:I'm your hottest friend-

Carter:That's Hal-

Carter:I'm your friend!

Garth:...

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Travis:Cause I just want you for my own~

Katelyn:Please leave me the f*ck alone-

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Wander:I like Spring because all the flowers are in bloom!

Dominator:I like winter because all the flowers are dead.

Wander:Oh...

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