(Villains addition!)
(Ardia AU)
Sarah:So,how was the honeymoon?
Aralt:Lydia got drunk and tried to burn our marriage certificate.
Aralt:She said,"Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!".
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Judge:How do you plead?
Globby:*looks at Obake*
Obake:*mouths 'not guilty'*
Globby:Not milky.
Momakase:Just lock him up...
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Sol:Hey,Scourge,what does thot mean?
Scourge:Uhm,thoughtful person.
Sol:Thanks.
(Later)
Sol:Thanks,Darktail,your such a thot!
Darktail:*spitting out his apple juice*Abah,WHA-
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Globby:Your smiling.Did something good happen?
Obake:Can't I smile just because I want to?
Momakase:Hiro tripped and fell in a parking lot.
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Catra:*banging on Hordak's door*Hordak,I need to talk to you!
Catra:Entrapta gave you a phone for a reason!
Hordak:*opens the door slightly and throws something at Catra,then closing the door*
Catra:OW!DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE!?
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RandomPlease PLEASE do not read this.It's genuinely terrible.The only reason it's still up is cause it has some of the last reminders I have of my friend who is no longer with us and Im afraid that if I draft it they'll be gone forever.
