Scourge:When I was young,I was treated like a criminal.
Squirrelkit:Why?
Scourge:Because I killed someone.
^*~:3~*^
Travis:Okay,say we're married.
Katelyn:We're NOT married.
Travis:Relax,it's just pretend-
Katelyn:I don't want to pretend.
Travis:What,scared you'll like it~
Katelyn:Okay,if we're married,then I want a divorce.
Kim:Are they always like this?
Zane:Yes.They f*cking are.
^*~:3~*^
Barry:Hey,Hal?What time is it?
Hal:Lemme check.*grabs saxophone and blows as hard as he can*
Selina:*from next door*WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING!?
Hal:It's 2:00.
^*~:3~*^
Vylad:C'mon,mom didn't raise a bish!
Zane:Correction,mom did raise a b*tch,which is why I'm staying here.
^*~:3~*^
Alexis:Jared died of natural causes.
Carter:Alexis,you pushed him off a cliff!!!
Alexis:Gravity is natural.
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RandomPlease PLEASE do not read this.It's genuinely terrible.The only reason it's still up is cause it has some of the last reminders I have of my friend who is no longer with us and Im afraid that if I draft it they'll be gone forever.
