Amethyst:How's my breath?
Pearl:Ooh!Like flowers!How'de you do that?
Amethyst:I ate your flowers.
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Alexis:What do you want me to bring you for lunch?
Lydia:*trying to be edgy*Nothing.Food would only keep me alive-
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Hater:Okay,so,I know this is going to be hard to believe,but I've never kissed a girl.
Dominator:I find it hard to believe that you think I'de find that hard to believe.
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Pearl:Where have you been!?
Steven:I told you,I was getting a cheeseburger!
Pearl:So it took you three hours to get a cheeseburger?
Steven:I also had a drink-
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Travis:I think I hear crying!
Travis:Oh,wait,false alarm.It was just me.
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RandomPlease PLEASE do not read this.It's genuinely terrible.The only reason it's still up is cause it has some of the last reminders I have of my friend who is no longer with us and Im afraid that if I draft it they'll be gone forever.
