the french trio || bts crack ff

let it bee 🐝

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"Now~ my dear Jungkookie", Taehyung started as they were on their way to the farm, "what made you want to hang out with me so suddenly?"

Jungkook shrugged.

"I guess you're just super duper fun to be around", he smiled at him before continuing

"and you're super duper cute."

Taehyung blushed a little and shook his head, "Jeez, you're super duper cheesy."

"I didn't lie though",he other chuckled with a wide smile.

Taehyung kept his head low while tiny giggles escaped from his lips as they kept on walking.

"Look, Tae, we're here!"

The latter shot his head up taking in the stunning view in front of him.

No, not Jungkook this time.

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pussycatdolls

peppermintae: gUYS GUYS GUYYYYYS

hobihobo: hello there taetae

peppermintae: LSNFKWNFNWLXNALJELA

jimonchérie: you seem so down today what happened sweetheart? :3

peppermintae: KYKSJAKYHJSKAJA

jintleman: O H was today THE day ??

peppermintae: YES

hobihobo: ohhhhh your platonic date,,,, right

jimonchérie: how was it???

peppermintae: WELL LET ME EXPLAIN

peppermintae: so at 9:43 i woke up and went to the bathroom then i attempted to bake pancakes for baekhyun and i but the little fucker decided to ditch me for his dumb giant boyfriend 😤 so i decided to do this shit on my own and they looked great!!! when it was still only the batter tho i might have burnt them a bit 👉👈 and then i-

jimonchérie: ENOUGHHHH TELL US ABOUT THE D A T E

peppermintae: u g h aight

jintleman: how did jimin cut him off through text-

hobihobo: 🤷‍♀️

peppermintae: so i wore this really cute outfit with lil flowers and stuff and that hottie was infront of the door and when i opened the door I GASPED

peppermintae: MANS WAS OUT HERE WEARING THIS SUPER TIGHT RED T-SHIRT

peppermintae: I COULD ALMOST T A S TE HIS JUICY MEATY BICEPS HOMEBOY IS R I P P E D

peppermintae: AND OH MY MY MY

peppermintae: those ripped black jeans

peppermintae: pls kill me with them thighs 💝💞💜

jimonchérie: so will this be all about thi-

peppermintae: no jimin i won't be talking about thirsting all the time now shut up

jintleman: did he just- again-

hobihobo: 🤷‍♀️

peppermintae: so then he said he wanted to go strawberry picking with me :,)

peppermintae: FUCKING STRAWBERRIES ALMOST AS IF HE KNEW I LOVED THEM SO MUCH

(jimonchérie: i bet kook stalked him or sumn)