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Downneck: **enters Windle's office** Comrade?

Mark Wayne Windle: Ja Kamerad. **looks up**

Downneck: The retrofits for Kawakaze and Shiranui are almost complete.

Mark Wayne Windle: **sweat drop mark** ehehehehe, um, o-okay? Will zey be Yandere's?

Downneck: If everything goes well, then yes. Don't worry, WE will make sure that they don't go Yandere like Nagato did.

Mark Wayne Windle: M-Maybe no more retrofits for a while after zis, j-ja? I have learned too many things j-ja? **flashbacks intensifies**

Flashbacks

Mark Wayne Windle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nagato (m): COME BACK DEAR~

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Nagato (m): IF YOU CONTINUE TO RUN FROME ME THEN I WILL USE MY ANTI-SHIP MISSILES AGAIN~

Mark Wayne Windle: I'D RATHER DIE THEN GET R*PED AGAIN! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nagato (m): YOU CAN'T RUN DEAR~

Mark Wayne Windle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nagato (m): YOU CAN'T RUN DEAR~ IF YOU KEEP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME, I WILL USE MY ANTI-SHIP MISSILES AND YAK-141'S~

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

Nagato (m): COME BACK DEAR~ **launches a anti-ship missile**

**KA-BOOOOOOOM**

Mark Wayne Windle: GAHHHHHHHHH! WHY IS IT ALWAYS Z GERMANS AND Z PRUSSIANS BEING CHASED BY Z YANDERE'!?!?!?!

Nagato (m): LAUNCHING YAK-141 DEAR~

Mark Wayne Windle: GAHHHHHHHH!

After smoke clears, Nagato (m) walks up to striken author.

Nagato (m): Got you author~

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!

Nagato (m): I am going to make sure you my fluffiness forever!~ I know you can't resit it for long~

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN! MEIN WEAKNESS!!!!

Nagato (m): You're coming with me dear~ **wraps her tail around the author**

Mark Wayne Windle: GAH! HOW STRONG IS YOUR TAIL!?!? DID IT BECOME STRONGER FROM Z RETROFIT!?!?! I'M A GET YOU BACK DOWNNECK! **Texan accent 9000**

Nagato (m): Does the author want to embrace even more fluff?~ **complete wraps her tail around the author**

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN NEIN NEIN! WHAT ELSE!? YOU DIDN'T RETROFIT LADY MUTSU FOR Z LOVE OF GOTT! GAH! TOO MUCH FLUFF!!!!! Z TEXAN WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ONE DAY DOWNNECK!

Nagato (m): Would the author like a punishment?!

Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN! I'VE BEEN R*PED ENOUGH TIMES!

Nagato (m): Then relax, and embrace the warm fluffiness of my tail author~

Mark Wayne Windle: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I am going to get mein revenge!

Nagato (m): **rubs her tail against his face**

Mark Wayne Windle: GAH! F-F-FLUFF!

Sometime later

Mark Wayne Windle: I am going to get mein revenge.

Nagato (m): Why aren't you embracing the fluff author?~ **rubs her tail against his face**

Mark Wayne Windle: GAH! I CAN'T RESIST IT ANYMORE! **embraces the fluffiness**

Nagato (m): See?~ I told you that you would embrace and enjoy the fluffiness author~

Mark Wayne Windle: **embracing the fluffiness**

Sometime later

Mark Wayne Windle: **yawns**....**notices that he is wrapped around in a fluffy tail**

Nagato (m): **peacefully asleep**

Mark Wayne Windle:.........I need to sneak out so I an do mein duties.

He proceeds to sneak out of Nagato (m)'s tail and gets ready. He leaves and heads towards the office to do his duties.

Sometime later

Nagato (m):...hehehehehe.....ahahahahahaha....does he really think that he can just leave and escape my fluff?

End of flashbacks

Mark Wayne Windle: Yeah.

Downneck: See a therapist.

Mark Wayne Windle: W-When he is available.

Downneck: Okay understood. I need to go comrade, just to make sure that thinks are getting out of hand with the retrofits.

He leaves his office.

Mark Wayne Windle:............AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

We will be right back folks, we are having a few technical issues...

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