Mark Wayne Windle: Please follow z script next okay?
Kaga: Yes author.
Mark Wayne Windle: Good, other then zat, you were great.
Kaga: Thank you author.
SyriaanIraq: **grabs Windle's arms**
Mark Wayne Windle: UNHAND ME YA BLOODY WANKER!!!!
SyriaanIraq: EXPOSE HIM! EXPOSE HIM MORE!
Mark Wayne Windle: NEIN!
Kaga: **giggles** Very well then, just for the readers.
Mark Wayne Windle: I'LL KILL YE ALL! **angry Texan accent**
Kaga: He is married to Lady Nagato and Lady Mutsu of the Sakura Empire.
People: Oh!
Kaga: He has had s*x with Lady Mutsu and had a child with her, their daughter is named Mutsu-chan. He has had s*x with Lady Nagato twice, and has a daughter named Nagato-chan, and a son named Windle-chan.
Mark Wayne Windle: GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Kaga: Even more, he has had s*x with Kawakaze and has a daughter named Kawakaze-chan with her.
People: OH!
SyriaanIraq: EXPOSE HIM SOME MORE KAGA! I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN!
Mark Wayne Windle: I WILL KILL YOU!
Kaga: **evilly smiles** He has also, married Shiranui-san as well.
Shiranui: **blushes heavily** Eh!
Kaga: He has also, married another Prussia. A classic as well, he has married S.M.S. Prussia!
Prussia: Did some call for me?
Maya: Oh my, I didn't know the author married so many women.
Fusou: Our flagships, are married? Now lovely?
Akagi: I didn't know he was that deep in love~
Mark Wayne Windle: AHHHHHHHHHH! **breaks free of SyriaanIraq's grasp** GOTCHA B*TCH! **rips off SyriaanIraq's limbs, then breaks his ribs, and then snaps his neck**
Maya: **gasps** OH MY GOD!
Mark Wayne Windle: Come on, get out of here with ya bloody clones, come out of ya sh*t hole and face z world ja? Oh, by the way Kaga.
Amagi: **grabs her arms and holds her**
Kaga: **gasps** Onee-san!
Amagi: **coughs** Go at it Windle.
Mark Wayne Windle: COME BACKS IN THREE, TWO, ONE! KAGA HAS HAD A CRUSH ON COMMANDER AKIO! SHE HAS ALSO, HELP HER SISTER MAKE A CHILD WITH DOWNNECK!
Kaga: STOP IT!
Mark Wayne Windle: SHE HAS MASTERB*TED BEFORE! SHE WAS ALMOST TAKEN FROM FRANZ BY A PERVERT! SHE HAS MARRIED FRANZ VON TIRPITZ AND HAS HAD S*X WITH HIM! THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED KAGA-CHAN!
Kaga: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Mark Wayne Windle: KEEP ZIS IN MIND JA!? KARMA IS A REAL PERSON! NINJA VANISH! **disappears**
Kaga: GRRRRRR! ONEE-SAN! **turns around**
She sees that Amagi is long gone.
Hans: KARMA IS A REAL PERSON KAGA! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD!
Meanwhile
Mark Wayne Windle: Thank you for your help Amagi. Is zere a way I can repay you my friend?
Amagi: Hmm? Oh no, I just knew that Kaga would do such a thing. So, I decided that she needed to learn a lesson the hard way.
Mark Wayne Windle: U-Understood my friend. Once again, thank you for your help.
Amagi: My pleasure Windle.
They go their separate ways, each of them knowing that they have won.
Mark Wayne Windle: Thank you Karma.
Karma: You are welcome Windle.
German translations;
NEIN; NO
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The Author and His Daily Life (Part 3)
FanfictionThe daily life as an author, as he goes through the challenges of being an author and a Grand Admiral of the Kaiser's navy.