Leo:
Jason: There's a whole apocalypse happening.
Piper:
Jason: How are you not panicking?
You: b a n a n a
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You: I panic when people compliment me.
You: Like, what am I supposed to say?
(Later that day)
Hazel: Good job in training today!
You: *panicking* MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
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Luke: I've invited you here to play the deadliest game.
You: *nodding* Knife monopoly.
Luke: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in what knife monopoly is.
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Annabeth: Did you have to stab Leo?
You: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to Frank.
Annabeth: What did he say?
Frank: 'What are you gonna do, stab me?'
Annabeth: Okay, that's fair.
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You: I'm a wanted person.
Nico: That's not possible, you weren't even a wanted child!
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Frank: What are you guys doing?
Piper: Stargazing.
Frank: You're staring at pictures of Y/n taped to the ceiling, though.
Leo: The stars are beautiful tonight.
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Percy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Annabeth: Weren't you with Y/n?
You: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Leo: Getting a brain scan today, my dudes.
Frank: To check if you have one?
Leo: Thank you for your concern and support, my friend.
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Jason: Guys, look how big my new shoes are!
You: Well you know what they say about Bigfoot.
Jason: You mean big feet-
You: They try to tell you that he's not real- but I know he is.
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Annabeth: Percy and I are dating.
You/Leo/Percy: *gasps*
Annabeth: ... Percy come on.
Percy: Sorry, I'm still surprised.
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HoO One Shots
FanfictionOne shots starring you and some of your favourite characters from the famous Rick Riordan series, 'Percy Jackson'. {Completed ♡}
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