•Eraser Tales•(Aizawa)

Can't Sleep (29)

"How can you sleep to that music?" Shouta scowls.

"Sleep to what? DevilDriver? Metallica, Iron Maiden? I'm a metal head, used to be in a garage Death metal band as a teenager...why? What does the catman hero listen to? Crickets?"

"More people can sleep to crickets then Enter Sandman...you know."

"Point noted Professor sleeping bag, I can sleep on a hard wooden floor."

Sasha is winding up for an argument, "Now I'm fully awake and it's too late to take more sleep medication...thanks Eraser."

Sasha huffs and as a pro with a body pillow, rolls her body with the pillow and her blanket over so her back is to the UA teacher. Shouta is laying on his back with his arm over his head. The bed shifts and he hears Sasha getting something that has a crinkly wrapper.

"What are you eating?" he sighs loudly.

"Chocolate covered pretzels and string cheese... chocolate, carbs and protein."

"Women and their damn chocolate..."

"Well, I have you know, I have official approval from my specialist to eat all the chocolate I need..." Sasha says with a hand on her hip.

Shouta uncovers his eyes and just rolls them at her. "Sure darlin. Now get in... and go to sleep!"

Sasha climbs back in, back to him and gets her side of the bed sheets arranged to her likening.

"Don't! Not a word Eraser! My sheets have to be just right, so deal!"

"I didn't say anything princess...good night."

"Grrrrr...Night!" Sasha answers back, grinding her teeth. 'To think I had a 'thing' for him!

After about an hour, Aizawa is almost asleep and he's pretty sure Sasha is. Then it comes...

Tug, pull, pull and...Shwish!

No more covers for Eraserhead.

The pro hero sighs, "She warned me..."

Some time later, Shouta is sleeping soundly, dreaming of cats and a good cup of coffee at his favorite Cat Cafe. All of a sudden an angry Kodiak bear charges through, scaring the cats and knocking down tables. He awakes suddenly to a fist to the gut and a heel coming down in a very tender area.

The poor hero hasn't taken a hit to the "jewels" in some time as being so good at martial arts. Speaking of martial arts, her practicing it in her sleep was not what he thought she meant for bed hog. Finally when the pain subsides with his watering eyes, he hears said mumbling he has been warned of.

"Nnng...bed hog...give me some room" as a pair of cold female feet start shoving him off the bed.

Push, push, push...kuthump!

Aizawa finds himself sitting on the floor and a sleeping Sasha, in his spot. He shakes his tired head as his hair falls in his eyes and as luck has it, some strands poke in the eyes. Shouta stands and begins to gently push the woman, to get back in bed. Not only does Sasha refuse to roll over but mumbles and swats at him.

'Eraser just go to the other side,' he thinks.

Shouta picks up the woman's blanket only to cough at the weight of it. 'It weighs like thirty pounds! Must be one of those weighted blankets...well it's not working as she just burrows from under it' he thinks.

'Okay...quiet...no mumbling, no thrashing and throwing punches, no shoving or bed hogging...no loud metal music or eating noisily.' Shouta says in his head, checking off each item on his mental checklist.