•Eraser Tales•(Aizawa)

In the Mood for Mekazoo (6)

•Dom/sub•dirty talk•teacher/student role play•slight primal play•mild bdsm•common bdsm terminology•body figure insecurities~higher Androgen levels• sexual insecurities
•body piercings•

"Aizawa, what is with Celeste?" Toshinori Yagi asks with a twitch to his mouth.

"What? Which of what?"the tired teacher looks up from grading papers. "The vast amounts of sweets, particularly chocolate? Her increased intake of red meat while drinking caffeine laced drinks? Or the mumbling of wanting to kill something?"

"Aah, all of the above?!" Yagi replies.

"Why don't you ask her? Your All Might, that little girl scares you that much?" Shouta smirks."She is running...."

Shouta watches for a moment "a good day five hours."

"Is she all right?"

Aizawa sighs, "Another woman no...oh no... for Celeste normal."

"So?"
"I'm not heading to human resources to answer that question," Aizawa stands up. " Ignore it and she won't fight the urge to kill you."

"What?"

"You're All Might, retired number one. She's all 5'4" and 108lbs. dripping wet. You can take her in a fair fight. Did I mention she doesn't fight fair?" Shouta chuckles.

Celeste was the mystery hire. Principal Nezu brought her to UA high School. She's the trouble-shooter. Computers...filing paperwork.. jury-rigging... intimidation...Nezu's trusted aide... intimidation...fixing things...scare tactics... obscenely morbid...dry sense of humor.... planning school functions... sarcasm with evil cackles of laughter.... quirkless...sharp shooter...self taught demolitions...your scary office co-worker.

"Sho!" yells his friend Hizashi.

"What...I have fifteen minutes for sleep."

"Going out tonight. I'm rounding the crew up and you said no patrol tonight, so you have to come!"

"No." Aizawa yawned.

"But you have to!" Hizashi whines loudly. "Celeste said she would go if you did."

"You're my friend but still an idiot. She knows I won't go so she won't have to go. Celeste tricked you." Aizawa yawns again.

"Then you have to double trick her! Come on! Say you'll come just even for ten minutes. Get her in the door and then I'll take over."

"Take over what? Getting beaten to a pulp? She's in one of her moods..." Aizawa looks at him.

"Moods?" Present Mic taps his chin "Oh? Oh! Aah you mean..."

"No that's not it... she's actually easier to deal with. She just gets cranky and wants lots of chocolate," Shouta sighed.

"You seem to know a lot about her cyl...moods I mean, "Hizashi wiggles his eyebrows. "So do you like her?"

"Doesn't matter, I don't want my junk removed. Her favorite topic for making the males squeamish, is her comments on genitalia asphyxiation."

"What?" Mic asks, confused.

"Choking on your own cock and balls..." Shouta now glares as if his friend can't take a hint.

"I'm not that flexible..."

"You idiot! They get cut off and stuffed down your throat so you can't breathe," Aizawa grimaces.

"Wouldn't I bleed to death first?"

"No...I'm sure carterzation is performed or you get blood flow tied off somehow." Eraser groaned, "Why is this going into detail? I don't want to find out."