Two Christian men were stranded in a Desert.
Finally after walking for what seemed hours, they miraculously found a little Mosque.
They were so happy, that they crawled inside. The one man decided to pretend to be muslim, the other refused and said no he will stay himself.
So they crawled inside and finally the sheikh came to their rescue.
" Would you like some water ? " the sheikh asked.
The one interjected yes, I am a muslim. And I would like water too.
The sheikh smiled and said : Ya Rab! It's Ramadaan, you must fast!
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Halaal Jokes
RandomA series of humorous Islamic jokes that will even have the haram police crying out of laughter. Make sure your hijab is tightened because this book will make you LMHO - Laughing my hijab off. Written by: Rukaya Mosavel. Copyright © 2021 All Rights...