Me : smiles at a story paragraphMum : Who you talking to? Who dat? Lemme see ? I knew it! My daughter crazy, she like boys, she kissing, oh my god, she kissing boy, she holding hand, she must marry now from village, why you do this ? Why God ? Why?
Me : -shows Wattpad app-
Mum : the boys name is watt!!
Me : mum, I'm reading
Mum : She reading love story, oh Allah help us!
Me : -dies-
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Halaal Jokes
AléatoireA series of humorous Islamic jokes that will even have the haram police crying out of laughter. Make sure your hijab is tightened because this book will make you LMHO - Laughing my hijab off. Written by: Rukaya Mosavel. Copyright © 2021 All Rights...