Halaal Jokes

A nose ring

- The pic shows my fake nose ring -

So I went through this phase over the weekend.

I came across this amazing picture on we heart it and there I was wanting a nose ring.

And I know some peeps be like :
Omg ew why u do dis? U must not give in to zee media

But like boo, I see u holding your wine bottle, smoking a pipe, whilst playing with your boyfriends beard, like who u again?

Ah that's right. A sinner too. So sit back and chill. -_-
Jk but not kidding

Haha I am so mean.

So I brace myself, prepare a little mental speech ready to approach my parents.
Sit them down all comfy, dads first reaction :

" Who's the guy, when do you wanna get married? "

Like dad, u tryna get rid of me? Ain't nobody gonna say no to free wifi. 3 meals a day and pocket money. So I'm staying for as long as I can.

Then I bring them a cup of tea, with biscuits and all that sweet treats my mom hides. Get them all under the impression that I'm a brilliant soul.

Then I bring the topic up. After stating for 10 minutes that it ain't haram

2.5 seconds later

I'm laying on the floor, disabled.

Like all I want is a small hole in my nose

Other girls be opening up other holes

LMAO
Stop it.

Let me be.

Bruh now I'm rocking a fake one

But like -.- stop it. You're killing meh