Umm okay, let me just..
I HATE when I'm walking in the street and dayum you can see I'm wearing ten hijabs,19 pairs of socks and a baggy abaya and u still have the nerve to stare at me
Like do I need to get you a niqab?
Your eyes be rolling on my body
Like no no no
Lower your eyeballs
I have nails long enough to scratch your eyes out
Stop starring at me like I'm a bag of samoosas
Then you take it a step further and greet me saying Salaam and then laugh at me
Bruh bruh
Who u again?
Oh, yeah the neighborhood freak
Like I know I'm pretty
Clearly you do too
And ps. you ain't my mahram so I don't have to greet you back
-_- leave me alone you nasty
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Halaal Jokes
RandomA series of humorous Islamic jokes that will even have the haram police crying out of laughter. Make sure your hijab is tightened because this book will make you LMHO - Laughing my hijab off. Written by: Rukaya Mosavel. Copyright © 2021 All Rights...
