A/N Hey guys! i am just here to tell you that this spoof idea partly came from @CreeperKitten so go and check their books out!!
12. Poptarts
Brambleclaw: ugh time for a good night's rest after annoying Firestar so much *curls up in nest and goes to sleep*
*IN THE DREAM*
Brambleclaw: *is in StarClan* woah! It's so cool in here!*rainbows and cats floating around him* so.. Is there like an important prophecy or something...maybe....
Blueststar: *nyans down* WANNA PRANK WAFFLESTAR
Brambleclaw: oh hey Bluestar.. And um sure... How should we do it?
Bluestar: *laughs evily and holds up waffles*
Brambleclaw: okay but first we've got to get that poptart off....
Bluestar: HIIIISSSSSSS
Brambleclaw: okay okay, *whispers prank into Bluestar's ear*
THE NEXT MORNING
Brambleclaw: *casually strolls out of den* nice day out, isn't it Firestar?
Firestar: um... I-
BLUESTAR SWEEPS IN FROM STARCLAN
Bluestar: FIRESTAR, YOU LIKE POPTARTS RIGHT?!
Firestar: hey Bluestar nyan cat! I love poptarts as long as they are not waffle flavored!
Bluestar: WELL YOU WILL LOVE THIS *shoves poptart into Firestar's mouth*
Firestar: *chews slowly* hmm... Wait.. I think- *passes out*
Brambleclaw: LOL. Thanks Bluestar!
Bluestar: *disappears*
Brambleclaw: he is going to be so mad when he wakes up..
YOU ARE READING
50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
