19. Frisbees
Brambleclaw: *pads into clearing*
Amberkit: I'm so BORED Ferncloud *sighs loudly*
Dewkit: me TOO *sighs even louder*
All the other kits: We are all so BORED
Ferncloud: *spots Brambleclaw* well then go ask Mr. Brambleclaw what to do *shoos kits away*
Kits: *pad up to Brambleclaw* hi Mr. Brambleclaw...
Brambleclaw: *lightbulb idea* you see those waffles, kits? *points tail to fresh-kill pile*
Kits: *nod together* yes Mr. Brambleclaw
Brambleclaw: well go and get as much as you can and bring them back to me
Kits: *gather up 52 waffles from freshkill pile*
Brambleclaw: good. now watch closely and copy what I do *throws waffle like a frisbee across camp* *hits Ashfur*
Ashfur: *unconscious*
Kits: YAY
Firestar: *wakes up and drowsily walks out of den*
Brambleclaw: now you see Firestar over there? Throw the waffles just like I did at him, he'll LOVE it. *smiles evily* he might even make you warriors
Kits: *rushes over to waffles and starts throwing them perfectly at Firestar across the camp*
Firestar: *sees line of waffles flying in his direction* uh- *whacked in the head by the first waffle* *drops to the ground and starts shaking as he is piled on by the rest of the waffles*
Brambleclaw: good job kits! You hit him dead-center!
Pile of waffles: *a scream is heard from inside the pile*
Kits & Brambleclaw: *cheers*
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50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
