Me: I bring you a break from the Voldemrtness of this programmmm... DUN DUN DUNNNNN. The ship of Draco Malfoy and Pigfarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Draco: What the actual bloody f-
Hermione: Language!
Draco: bloody hell is this?
Harry: Oh don't you remember Malfoy? You were sliding and rolling all over the floor while begging Voldemort for a rocketship to Mars. And if I remember correctly you were singing this song th-
Draco: *slaps hand over Harry's mouth to muffle song* POTTER I FORBID YOU FROM SINGING!
George: Pigfarts, Pigfarts here I come, Pigfa-
Draco: *kicks George*
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A/N: All rights to the creation of Pigfarts goes to StarKid Productions with their writing of A Very Potter Musical, please go check them out and watch Lauren Lopez's iconic acting as Draco Malfoy.
