Me: Parkinson, I advise you sit on the bed. *points to bed*
Pansy: Why?
Me: The next ship.
Pansy: *turns pale* sits on bed*
Me: Someone bind Ron please!
Harry: *Immobilizes Ron*
Me: Okay, now that all precautions have been taken this next ship is......Pamione, or a ship between Pansy and Hermione
Pansy: *faints*
Hermione: I think i'm going to be sick *runs into newly appeared bathroom*
