Sajan FF:"If Destiny Wants"

chapter-95.U,me aur hum

Gunjan was going outside for lunch but she was stopped by Sameer's voice.
Sameer:Gunjan mam wao aap v Goa mein ho
Gunjan:Haan kaise ho Sameer
Sameer:bilkul theek Hun mam chaliye na aaj humare sath lunch krne
Samrat:Sameer tum yhan ho aur Mai tumhe canteen mei dhund rha tha
Sameer:papa Gunjan mam KO bolo na Hume join krne
Samrat:haan chalo Hume join Karo...miss Gunjan aap Hume lunch k liye join Kar lijiyena bachhe bol rhe Hain Tou pls...
Sameer:yes aur phir Usk Baad hum Shaam KO baga beach jayenge Usk Baad anjuna beach aur anjuna market papa hum Gunjan mam KO v join Kar Lete Hain kya
Samrat:AA...haaa
Gunjan:lkin tumlog Tou aaj sham Nikal rhe ho na
Sameer:aaj shaam....papa hum Goa 1week k liye aye the na aur Apne Bola tha ki hum parson yhan SE niklenge
Sameera:Haan papa Apne hi Bola tha
"Arey Haan Maine bola tha"samrat said looking at Gunjan who was looking at him with sheepish smile.
Gunjan realised that samrat lied to her and she also knew the reason
"Mr..shergill lunch krne chalein muje bhut Zor ki bhuk lag rhi aur bachhon KO v Tou lag rhi hogi"Gunjan said passing wicked smile to samrat.
Samrat:Haan zrur chaliye lkin aap Zara Apne aapko khane pe control kijiyega NHI Tou pta chalega ki Sara Ka Sara canteen Apne saaf Kar Diya hai.

In d canteen
Gunjan grabbed d seat opposite to samrat and sameer-sameera took seat opposite to each other.
Samrat:Tou miss Gunjan kya lengi aap
Gunjan:rumali roti aur paneer,ekdum mast sa...ya agar paobhaji mil Jaye Tou bhut Maza AA jayega
"Fir se paobhaji Ka mala japne lagi ye ab kya...."samrat muttered
Sameer:muje v paobhaji Chahiye
Sameera:muje v
Samrat:sorry yhan paobhaji NHI milta aur miss Gunjan yhan rumali roti aur paneer v nhi milta so order something else
Gunjan:what...lkin bahar Tou milta hai rumali roti aur paneer wo v 70rupaye mei
Samrat:70rupaye mein
Gunjan:Haan bhut zyada hai na muje v yhi lgta hai pta hai 100rupaye lika hua rhta hai lkin 70rupaye leke jati hoon bas Tou wo 70mei hi de dete Hain.Agar zyada krte Hain Tou 80 de deti hoon.Wause apka v khyal yhi hai na ki roti aur paneer 50rupaye mein Milne chahiye
"50rupaye mein v Khana milta hai Muje aaj pata Chala college se leke ab tak Maine 50rupaye Ka koi Khana v NHI khaya hai"he again muttered which Gunjan overheard
Gunjan:Mr shergill wo Pani Puri Apne Khayee  hogi wo 50rupaye k andaar thi.
Sameera:papa Apne paani Puri khayyi thi very bad aap Hume NHI khane dete ho lkin aap khud khate ho
Sameer:,whi Tou
Gunjan was enjoying d scene how samrat was irritated by Sameer and sameera
Samrat(shouted):bass kvi Pani Puri Tou Kabhi Pao bhaji kya hai ye.Miss Gunjan aap Punjabi dhaba Ka skti hain 70,rupaye ki rumali roti aur paneer khane ko
Sameer:papa hum Tou bta rhe the ki Hume kya Khana hai
Gunjan(to samrat in teasing tone): mr.shergill hum Tou bta rhe the ki Hume kya Khana hai
She took off her sandels and start caressing samrat's leg under d table.
Samrat who was reading d menu book realised this.He backs off his chair and his legs inside.
"Sameer Mai chalti hoon lgta hai tumhare papa KO Mera tumlog k sath lunch join krna achha NHI laga"Gunjan said
Samrat:Gunjan ji Mai Kahan naraaz ho rha hoon aap baithiye na please
Gunjan:no Mr.. shergill m leaving
Samrat (dramatically):Gunjan ji pls baith jayiye
Gunjan:okay jaldi SE Khana Lao
Samrat:Gunjan ji really sorry paneer-roti ya pao bhaji yhan NHI milta
Gunjan:arey kuchh Tou milta Hoga
Samrat:ji menu apk samne hai Jo Khana hai wo order Kar skti Hain
Gunjan started reading d menu,and she was just muddled coz none of the food items were  less than 150.
"Gunjan ji...really sorry yhan pe 50rupaye mein koi cheez nhi milti"she heard samrat saying to her.Sameer,Sameera and samrat had already ordered their food and Gunjan was feeling embarrassed as she was taking so much time.
"Mere paas Tou hotel k room Ka kiraya bharne k v paise NHI hain.Abhay ne paise bhare Hain..aur purse mei Tou mere paas bas 1000rupaye Hain aur Khana yhan Kitna mehnga hai NHI kha skti"she was thinking

Samrat's pov:
Why do she behave so weird sometimes do she have money problem but how she get paid for sleeping with ppls and also I paid in her acnt when she was my mistress.Did she left d job of prostitute...I think no but y she behave so mingy instead of being a highly paid prostitute.Shayad paise bachane ke chakkar mein hi lagi hogi shayad.Chalo kamse Kam kuchh Tou BAAT hai isme Jo Nupur SE milti hai
Flashback:
I and Nupur went on shopping to buy gifts for our partners.Nupur told me that Gunjan likes d stuffs like beautiful earings from d streets.So we went for street shopping
Nupur:Tou samrat kuchh Mila Jo meri behen KO I mean tumhari girlfriend ko psand aye
Samrat:hmm yhan k sab cheeZ tumhari behen ko jrur psand ayega lkin Mai chashmish KO kuchh different dena Chahta hoon
Nupur:samrat kahin tum....mangalsutra Tou NHI khoj rhe deko samrat agar aisa hai Tou bta do tum muje bta skte ho agar tumhe bauji SE BAAT krne mein dar lag rha
Me:Nupur deko...
Nupur:deko samrat Mai janti hoon ki tum rasmon KO NHI mante lkin hum mante hai hum apni Gunjan ko achhi khasi dulhan bna k wida krna Chahte Hain Sare rasmon k sath
Me:ho gya ab main bolun
Nupur:Haan
Me:Mai uski BAAT Kar rha tha
I showed Nupur a little teddy bear.
Nupur:ohh sorry actually Mai kuchh jyada hi sochne lgti hoon
Me:okay Mai jata hoon leke ATA hoon tum gari mein wait kro phir Usk Baad hum chalenge mangalsutra Lene tumhare liye
Nupur:kya Dekho samrat Mai ek pativrata nari hoon.Bhale hi main Apne pati SE ladti hoon lkin main Apne pati ki hi patni rhungi
Samrat:Tou Mai Kahan bol rha ki tum apni patni ki patni ho tum Morena wale v na baat KO seriously le leti ho.Mere khne Ka matlab tha hum tumhare pati k liye sone ki chain Lene k liye chalenge Jo tum bnwaane Di thi
Nupur:ohh
Me:waise Mai mangalsutra phna hi dun Gunjan KO Tou achha hai puri gharwali k sath adhi gharwali v mil Jayegi
Nupur:ok achha chalo jaldi SE chalte Hain
Me and Nupur headed to d teddy bear shop that was on street.I asked d price from shopkeeper and he said rs.200.i was shocked coz I was going to slide 4-5 500notes from my wallet.Latter I was going to handle a 200note in seller hand but Nupur grasped my arm
Nupur:bhaiya jara Soch samaj boliye daam
Shopkeeper:memsaab Jo daam hai whi bol rha hoon
Nupur:achha kuchh din phle maine ise dukaan mei deka tha iska daam tha 150rupees
I was going to stop d fight between Nupur and shopkeeper but Nupur  glared at me with her big eyes,so I thought to shut my mouth this tym.Finally after half an hour d shopkeeper agreed on rs 150.I took a sigh of relief and slided out 100rupees and a fift rupees note from my wallet
"Bhaiya abhi Tou ye maal Purana ho chuka hai Tou iska daam tou ghat Gaya hoga thoda Kam kijiye 85par ayiye"I heard Nupur saying this
Shopkeeper:Maaf krna maidam 150mein Lena hai Tou lijiyye wrna jayiye
Nupur:achha na apki na MERI 100
"Maidam apko jitna mein Lena hai le lijiye lkin aap Mera dimag mat khrab kijiye"he said in tired way
Nupur:samrat pack krwa k le lo 100rupaye mei aur Haan agar wrap Kar k nhi de Tou sidha 80rupaye hi dena.
Shopkeeper:ye lo bhaisahab jaldi NHI Tou Mai pagal ho jaunga