{this is from MeechOnMars}
High school Scuba Steve: here's my book report
Teacher: oh thank you- this is this is two years late
Scuba Steve: yeah I was sick the day you assigned it
Teacher:bitch for two years
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Random student:I was up studying for the test for like 5 hours today
Random student :bro I haven't been asleep that's how much I been studying
Scuba Steve who just woke up from a nap:we have a test?
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Teacher: Markus
Markus:here
Teacher:punk ass bitch named Steven
Scuba Steve:the punk ass bitch part is slight
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Teacher: so what are you gonna do when you graduate after high school
Scuba Steve: CAN I FUCKING GRADUATE FIRST Jesus
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Scuba Steve: yeah so I finally graduate high school I'm stress free I'm living my-(gets punch from life)
Life: shut your bitch ass mouth hoe
Scuba Steve crying:oh my god
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Teacher: I need a 5-page essay due by the end of the week
Scuba Steve: who are you talking to bitch we at graduation
Teacher:if you don't turn it in you won't pass my class
Scuba Steve writing: what the fuck-
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Teacher:okay class you should be on chapter 5 on frankstein
Scuba Steve: you just assign this book,I didn't even read the front cover ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scuba Steve: I think I was gonna do my homework later on(goes to take a nap)
Narrator: Steven never did his homework ,ever
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Scuba Steve: ayyy what happen when I was gone?
Random kid: bro Suzy had 3 kids right
Scuba Steve: how I was-I was gone for a day
Random kid: she'd be fucking
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Random couple: *having sex in middle of the hallway*
Scuba Steve: why are y'all fucking in the middle of the hallway bitch let me get to my class
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Random student:Ayyy what you got for number Seven?
Random kid: I got 20.2
Random student: bro I got 20.1
Scuba Steve: bitch I got 3 how did-
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Bonus:
Scuba Steve: how the hell did you get an F in sex Ed?
Sydney and Lenny:mama(dad) I don't even know to put on a condom
