peek-achoo?!

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Electric hoes!!

You are now privately chatting with Pik-achoo!

Stormtrooper:
Kami
answer ur phone
right
now

Pik-achoo!:
Hmmm?
Did a certain lovely
queen call my name?

Stormtrooper:
I'm going to kick your ass

Pik-achoo!:
Oh shit

You almost never curse

Stormtrooper:
I saw your stupid ass
p e e k i n g
at some of the other girls
and I after we got out
from the showers
you fucking  i d i o t

Pik-achoo!:
wHaT?! no u didnt!!

yOU SAW NOTHING

Stormtrooper:
I SAW YOU,
U LYING
SON OF A BITCH

Pik-achoo! has been changed to PEEK-achoo!

Peek-achoo!
whhhhaaaaaaattt??
why is this my new name?
You're all so amazing looking
tho! I liked what I saw

Stormtrooper:
THAT IS NOT THE POINT
YOU UGLY ASS OVERRATED
ELECTRICAL PLUG!!!

Peek-achoo!:
what?!?!

Don't kill me pls!

I have a family! 2 sons
I have to take care of!

DON'T GET TOO MAD AT ME PLS

Stormtrooper:
I didn't ask about ur fake
family! I'll kill all 3 of u if
I have to!

AND YOU HAVE LOST THE
PRIVILEGE OF ME NOT GETTING
MAD AND STAYING CALM
ABOUT THIS

Stormtrooper has been changed to Redrum

Peek-achoo!:
why are u trying to kill me
now??! U've never noticed
the other times!!

Redrum:
WHAT THE FUCK DID
YOU JUST SAY YOU
DUMB DICKWAD?!?!??

__________

Bakusquad chat

Alienqueen, Boom boom, Tape, Pik-achoo!, Sharkboi, and Stormtrooper

Tape:
Why did I just see
Kaminari practically
s p r i n t i n g down the hall?

Alienqueen:
probably becuz he's
about to get killed

Boom boom:
Fucking finally. Who's
killing him?

Stormtrooper:
me uwu

Sharkboi:
Wait, why?

Did he manage to seriously anger
you to the point you'd attempt to
kill him?!?!

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