Magic Animal Club: Truth or Dare!

#7

Emily: Helloooooo everybody and welcome to a Magic Animal Club: Truth or Dare! And today I'm joined by.......

*Heidi comes out of nowhere*

Emily: Heidi!!!!!! And we've got a very good dare today! But before that, Heidi has to give me a challenge.

Heidi: I want you to talk like a caveman for the whole chapter.

Emily: *nods head violently*

Heidi: I guess that's what cavemen do.

Emily: Today dare from bamboo16!

*bamboo enters*

Bamboo: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heidi: So what's your dare?

Bamboo: I dare Sqaishey to go into a restaurant singing Fancy... In front of the Magic Animal Club!

Emily: Emily like! Emily like!

Heidi: Ok! Sqaishey can come in.

Sqaishey: *comes in looking scared* Just hurry up and tell me!

Bamboo: I dare you to go into a restaurant singing Fancy in front of the Magic Animal Club!

Sqaishey: *sighs and walks into restaurant* Hurry up then.

*Magic Animal Club enters*

Stampy: *in yoga outfit* What is so important that I have to stop my daily cake meditation?

Emily: What cake meditation?

Stampy: I meditate with cakes. Are you feeling ok?

Heidi: It's a challenge.

Stampy: Oh, ok.

Bamboo: You guys, come into the restaurant.

*Magic Animal Club looking nervous as they enter the restaurant*

*start song (it's a karaoke and clean for kids reading)*

First thing's first, I'm the realest (realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (let them feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I could hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics (right, right)
You should want a bad ***** like this (huh?)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah)
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris
High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist)
Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that (never)
Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back (what?)
Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?
Champagne spillin', you should taste that

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow

I said, "Baby, I do this, I thought that you knew this."
Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is
And my flow retarded, they speak it depart it
Swagger on super, I can't shop at no department
better get my money on time, if they not money, decline
And swear I meant that there so much that they give that line a rewind
So get my money on time, if they not money, decline
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be the I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold
I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow

Trash the hotel
Let's get drunk on the mini bar
Make the phone call
Feels so good getting what I want
Yeah, keep on turning it up
Chandelier swinging, we don't give a ****
Film star, yeah I'm deluxe
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch
Ow...

Still stuntin', how you love that?
Got the whole world asking how I does that
Hot girl, hands off, don't touch that
Look at it I bet you wishing you could clutch that
It's just the way you like it, huh?
You're so good, he's just wishing he could bite it, huh?
Never turn down nothing,
Slaying these hoes, gold trigger on the gun like

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold?
Remember my name
'Bout to blow

Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
Blow

Who-who-who-who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
Blow...

Lee: *in fits of laughter* You're lucky my camera broke, Sqaishey!!!

*all the Magic Animal Club leave in laughter except Sqaishey leaves embarrassed*

Emily: Funny!

Heidi: Ok, that was pretty funny.

Emily: Thank bamboo16 for joining! See later!

Bamboo: Bye!*exits*

Emily: Thank everyone reading! See later!

Heidi: Also, we've got 9 dares planned... So no more dates just yet... But you are allowed to write some truths for a big truth session chapter after the 9 dares planned.

Emily: Byeeeeeeeee!