ice : blitzo, al u got a dare
blitzo: oh no...
alastor:....
ice: whycares dares u both to sing take a hint
blitzo : oh? that's not that bad
alastor: ok then..
ice: *puts the beat on*
blitzo: *hesitated but started* Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like
I can always see 'em coming from the left and from the right
alastor: I don't want to be a priss, I just try to be polite
But it always seems to bite me in the '
blitzo: Ask me for my number, yeah you put me on the spot
alastor: You think that we should hook-up, but I think that we should not
blitzo: You had me at hello, then you opened up your mouth
both: And that is when it started going south Oh! Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips Stop your staring at my' hey! Take a hint, take a hint No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think I think you could use a mint Take a hint, take a hint La, la, la'. T-take a hint, take a hint La, la, la'.
blitzo: I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top
alastor: You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was stop
blitzo: And if I only had a dime for every name that you just dropped
both: You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht Oh! Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips Stop your staring at my' hey! Take a hint, take a hint No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think I think you could use a mint Take a hint, take a hint La, la, la'. T-take a hint, take a hint La, la, la'.
blitzo: What about 'no' don't you get So go and tell your friends I'm not really interested
both: It's about time that you're leavin' I'm gonna count to three and Open my eyes and You'll be gone
alastor : one
blitzo; Get your hands off my'
alastor: two
blitzo: Or I'll punch you in the'
alastor: three
blitzo: Stop your staring at my'
both: Hey! Take a hint, take a hint I am not your missing link Let me tell you what I think I think you could use a mint
*song ends*
ice: there ya go there's your song haha XD ( really i cant believe i remembered that song the whole way threw) *ends stream*
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