*One shots (multi fandom)

Somewhat funny

Cal, at his wedding

Cal: I'd like to make a toast, but apparently I have no bread.

Mare: And this is who I ended up with.

Cal: *laughs hysterically*

Peeta: Here you go. *Gives him a loaf*

Cal:

Mare: *laughs hysterically*

...

It's a bit funny that your ages are pretty much the same when your stories are told.

Peeta: I guess so.

Patch: But I'm ageless.

Four: I'm eighteen.

Cal: I thought you were four.

Four:

...

Cal: Did you guys hear something?

Patch: Yeah.

Kilorn: What is it?

Four: The sound of their mistakes.

Percy: I can't hear a thing.

Kilorn: Lucky.

Gale: I can't either.

Kilorn: That's you single.

...

Four: You're so cute when you try and argue.

Tris: I can literally take you down in three seconds.

Four: I know.

...

Have you seen your story retold in a movie?

Patch: We're still waiting to see if there's even gonna be a movie.

Cal: Same for us.

Nora: A redhead would have acted as me, so I'm not sure if I want to see a movie adaptation.

Patch: But you are—

Annabeth: Are we really going to talk about inaccuracies?

Katniss: Yes. His eyes were supposed to be blue. PEETA'S EYES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BLUE.

Tris: I was supposed to be really short. AND WE DID NOT DO IT UNTIL THE NIGHT BEFORE MY DEATH. The third movie was just MESSED UP.

Four: My eyes were not blue. It specifically said that my eyes were blue.

Peeta: And where was Madge and Delly? They are important to our story.

(Arguing in the background)

Annabeth, to Percy: You want to tell them?

Percy: No, just have them read our story and then watch the movie adaptation.

Yeah, so...

The movie of the Percy Jackson series was on cable TV once, and mom pointed it out to me. I didn't feel like watching it, and I'm glad I didn't because it was in the living room, and I would have been screaming.

You know what, I just might watch the movie. I've got a lot of anger to let out.

This is the third writer typing, and have a good day.🙂