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HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA..... what

After writing this, I fell in love with this pairing

IndoPhil [Requested]

Philippines: Nesia?

Indonesia: yes?

Indonesia: also why nesia??

Philippines: idk i probably lost all respect for u as my ate

Indonesia: WOW

Indonesia: OK

Philippines: jk u'll find out l8r

Philippines: can i ask you a question?

Indonesia: u already did lol

Philippines: really Nesia?

Philippines: ur too old to say lol

Indonesia: SO ARE YOU

Philippines: YOU RAISED ME

Philippines: it feels weird cuz ur like 100 years older

Indonesia: i was like 6 when i found u

Philippines: tru tru

Philippines: continue being urself then u millenial wannabe

Indonesia: we're all millenial wannabes xcept the boomer squad

Philippines: ah yes

Philippines:  bitterbrows, land-stealing bitch, singapoor, and many more

Indonesia: ok

Indonesia: 1, i agree with the 1st one

Indonesia: 2, if china finds out what u called him he'll stop being our supplier

Philippines: for what??

Indonesia: drugs

Indonesia: jk just important stuff

Indonesia: and 3, singa's richer than u stop being salty

Philippines: he's richer than u 2

Philippines: anyways back to my question

Philippines: u know that were countries rite?

Indonesia: no i don't

Indonesia: everytime i was stabbed, shot, killed, i heal and wonder if i am truly human or not

Indonesia: i've also been alive for thousands of years so there's a possibility

Philippines: WOW

Philippines: OKAY

Philippines: how about i stab u rite now just to make sure

Indonesia: tf nO

Indonesia: smh i was joking

Philippines: ye ye ye so

Philippines: so basically we're all related in a way rite?

Philippines: and some countries love other countries and date other countries even tho they're like cousins or shit

Indonesia: we're not exactly humans sooo

Indonesia: their rules don't apply to us

Indonesia: we're related and at the same time we're not

Indonesia: like i raised u and a whole bunch of others

Indonesia: including that ungrateful lil shit Malaysia

Philippines: imma tell her u said that

Indonesia: don't u dare

Indonesia: idk this whole country thing is confusing bc

Indonesia: like i said i raised u but we're not exactly related

Indonesia: our people may have the same ancestors but countries are just their representations

Philippines: ok gud

Philippines: bc im wondering

Philippines: what if

Philippines: you and me

Philippines: we go on a date

Philippines: HAHAHAHAHA

Indonesia: HAHAHAHAHAH

Indonesia: what

Philippines: i mean

Philippines: i really like u

Philippines: gtg bye

Indonesia: HOY

Indonesia: i haven't given u an answer yet

Philippines: it's probably no tho

Indonesia: NO

Philippines: see?

Indonesia: no that's not what i mean

Indonesia: i also like u

Philippines: in what way?

Indonesia: in a i-want-to-date-u way
✓Seen by Philippines

[hours later]

Indonesia: piri?

Philippines: im here

Philippines: outside ur door

Indonesia: WAIT WHAT

Philippines: yup

Philippines: GET READY CUZ WE'RE GOING ON A DATE

Indonesia: hold tf up

Philippines: NOPE

Philippines: you said u wanna date me so we're going out to get dinner

Indonesia: IT'S 1 AM

Philippines: THAT WON'T STOP US THO

Indonesia: THE NEAREST OPEN RESTAURANT IS HOURS AWAY

Philippines: ROAD TRIP

Indonesia: omg how did i put up with u all these years

Philippines: u love me

Philippines: and i love u

Philippines: now pls open the door

Indonesia: alright

Indonesia: and ye

Indonesia: i do love u

I'll try my best to finish the other requests as soon as I can. I decided that I'll do the following:

SingaMalay pt. 2
IndoMalay
SingaBru (personal favorite)
NetherNesia
VietChina
VietPhil