AN ACCURATE HOROSCOPE!!!!!
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing
you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow
morning, and it only gets worse from there.
AQUARIUS – Does It in the Water (January 20 to February
18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves
being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on
any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do.
Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers,
when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their
pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating
to others when they try to explain or tell a story.
Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a
fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck
if you do not share this post.
PISCES – The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of
attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex.
Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to
keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around.
Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring.
They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get
the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by
others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely
weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!!
Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and
sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on
who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if
you do not share this post.
ARIES – The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with.
Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves
relationships, and family is very important to an Aries.
Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive.
Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue
to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some
of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of
bad luck if you do not share this post.
TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give
a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying
at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely
