"Screw off!" She pushed him away.
Barbra: Where the fuck are the scissors?
Steph: Here, let me.
*Steph rips the bag open with her teeth, careful not to damage her acrylics*
Barbra: Damn sis, pass it here.
*Barbra emptied it into the metal bowl*
Barbra:Tim, pass the eggs.
*The camera man passed her a dozen eggs from off camera.*
They watched mindlessly as young Barbra and Stephanie tried to obey the Betty Crocker recipe, with occasional help from Tim and off-screen yelling from Jason, who seemed mad about something.
"What are you guys -NO!" The turned to see the blonde hurry forwards. "I thought we deleted these!"
"Me too..." Barbra was enamored.
Steph: Let's pop it in the oven. Babs, set the alarm
*she slid two cake tins into the oven*
Barbra: I know, I'm not stupid! fifteen minutes, right?
Steph: OW, shit!
Barbra: WHat?
Steph: I FREAKING burnt myself!
Through her cringe, Stephanie flinched.
"I still have the scars..."
*there was a cut, sharp enough to shave with. Steph was now laying on the back counter, her hand in a sink full of ice*
Barbra: Okay, guys, so... uh... Stephanie burnt herself... but it smells like cake in here now!
Offstage voice, not Jason: it smells good.
Steph: hEy Buddy!
Everyone cringed at young Steph's camp counselor voice, particularly the youngest ones, who'd heard it a lot growing up. Nearly as much as they heard Selena Kyle's babysitter voice.
Voice: What're you cooking?
Steph: We're making a cake. If you're extra good, maybe you can have a little
*Dick appears at the end of the counter, standing on tip-toe*
"Oh my god it's me!" Dick laughed, trying not to sound uncomfortable.
"Awe! you were so wittle!" Steph cooed.
"Remember when Dickie was, like, the smallest child ever?" Barbra asked.
"Yeah! he may have grown, but he's still baby!" Tim added.
Barbra: Okay, go play with Jason, bud.
Dick:NO!
Barbra: Why not?
Dick: He's being mean!
They all laughed.
"That sums up our preteen/teenage dynamic."
"You mean it stopped, dipshit?" Jason jokingly kicked his brother in the ribs.
Barbra: What is he doing?
Dick: He-
*Dick screamed as Jason ran in in his Friday the 13th mask; a Jason Mask. That even made Barbra shriek*
Steph: Holy-
*Tim tossed down the camera and told off his brother
"You were SUCH a killjoy!" Jason laughed.
"You were traumatizing Dick, AND Babs!"
"I Was Not scared" Barbra rolled her eyes.
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