Me: Listen, *pulls up a chair and takes a sip of unDerAgEd whiSkeY -insert apple juice here :)-
Me: *Super stRonG soUthErn acCenT* We all know there's some cursed ships out there buT DAUM— *agGresSivEly slAmS -plastic- cup of wHiSkey against a bar counter*
Me: I haven't seen a ship quite like this *inhales throUgh smOl noTriLs IntEnseLy*
Me: hApPAH—
BABY FROM THE BUS TRIP TO CANADA X ICE AGE BABY: *doSen'T exiSt tiLl nOw*
Me: *YOINKS THE WHOLE BAR UPSIDE DOWN AND BLOWS EVERYTHING TF UP THEN REEEEES TO DEATH—*
(A/N: This took me so long to come up with a random ass ship I-)
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Dbh Crack
FanfictionPrepare yourselves for all the dbh "memes" that pop into my head throughout the day. Heads up, there's also some absolutely random ass shit- SORRY KIDS, crap* in here, so y e e t 👌
