jon arbuckle x reader

impressing the murphy

since me murphy had flirted with me, i've been dressing a lot nicer and showing up to his new job to impress him.

he's kicked me out every time, but i think it's in order to keep himself from kissing me right then and there, so i understand.

i get in a nice button up shirt and walk to murphy's job. in case you didn't know, murphy now works at a funeral home.

i don't know what he does there, i think he eats liver or something. how would i know, he always kicks me out before i can see!

i show up and immediately see mr murphy talking to some man. he looks pretty interested, and i get jealous.

i feel my phone buzz in my pocket and take it out. it's jon.

jon: hey bb i'm sorry :)

that little prick, you know what? i'll show him.

i walk up to mr murphy and take a picture of me kissing him. he pushes me off him and yells in my face. lol

i send the image to jon and feel proud of myself. now both jon and that random man know he's mine!