T.D.I Reader insert (Rewrite)

Chapter 14

"GOPHERS LOSE! BASS WINS! 1-0." The gophers frowned and watched as Trent was being rolled towards them.

"Nice going Trent," Heather said clearly pissed.

"Trent is there anything you want to ask me before they take you to get, uh, re-boned?" Gwen asked as she placed a hand on his head and softly rubbed his hair out of the way.

"Yeah." He said before opening his sea-green eyes. "Is my hair messed up?" She frowned and watched as Trent rolled away, Bridget walked over patting her back with a smirk on her face. At that time, Chris jumped out of the plane with his regular clothes on, fixed his hair and grabbed his megaphone before shutting the plane door behind him.

"Okay, slowpokes, let's start the rodeo moose challenge!" Geoff high fived his team and walked over towards the moose along with Bridget and Gwen.

"Rodeo ridings kind of like surfing, once you catch the lip, you just flow with the mojo." Bridget smiled and nodded.

"Yea, flow. Kind of like the ancient art of Japanese Haiku." Geoff frowned and rose an eyebrow.

"What's a haiku?" Bridget gasped while Gwen crossed her arms and smirked at her. Geoff shrugged and climbed up onto the moose and smiled towards the females. "Hey Bridge, wanna see that tat?" He stood up and pulled down his shorts revealing his clean shaven ass with a small tattoo on his left cheek.

G: "Wow."

B: "Definitely not haiku-e"

Chef shook his head and opened the wooden door causing the moose to run. Geoff screamed as he didn't have enough time to hold on and flew off the animals head straight into the pile of dirty socks.

"And Geoff is...out?" Geoff stuck his head out showing everyone the socks in his mouth causing everyone to cringe. "Ooh! That stinks big time for the killer bass." Everyone groaned at the pun while the older man laughed. "No, seriously, that is some rank stuff. Leshawna! Let's jet!" She nodded and cracked her knuckles before walking over and mounting the moose.

Confessional Booth:

(Y/n): "I cannot believe this nigga lasted three seconds."

Gwen who sat next to her crossed her arms over her chest and shook her head.

(Y/n): "At least he embarrassed himself while doing it."

Both females turned to look at each other only to snort and look away before bursting into laughter.

End Of Confessional:

"Easy boy, you don't want to make me mad now." The moose growled with its eyes turning red causing chef to gasp.

"SWEET MOTHER OF-" The moose broke out of the cage and started running causing Lashawna to scream and hold onto the horns as he ran left and right. She growled and guided the moose towards a tree having it smack it and fall unconscious.

(y/n): OoO

Duncan: Wicked

Time-Skip

Chris smiled as he rose his four-wheel electric bike in front of the campers who stood in front of the mud coarse.

"SO! We have a tie! whoever wins the X-TREME WATER SKI CHALLENGE! Wins invincibility."

"Dawg I'm really praying that Heather doesn't get it." Duncan turned towards his girlfriend and slowly nodded in agreement.

"I'm Ready!"