Dead/ Snap Mode

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Me: Hey guys! It's been quite some time

Info: *mockingly* quite some time IT'S BASICALLY BEEN THREE MONTHS!

Me: I had nothing to make an update about until a couple days ago but I did see the video until yesterday. So welcome back to another update but this time, a little different.

Miyuji: Social distancing!!

Me: Corona virus has caused us to all be in our homes. Therefore this is happening over Skype call everyone say hi!

Everyone, over Skype: Hi!

Babies: hi!

Me: the kids have also grown.

Uekiya, on a balcony: Akami is crawling everywhere.

Oka: Tenshi has begun pulling herself up and using objects to help her walk! She's getting so big. We've had to remove all fragile objects from her reach.

Tenshi: *crawls into frame*

Oka: Hello, baby!

Tenshi: Mama! *grabby hands at Oka*

Kaga, next to Uekiya: She talks?!

Oka: Yeah, out of all words, her fist word was "Daddy"

Amai: Aww... So cute.

Me: Well we have a couple comments, first one being an ask from Whynot12321.

Info: Who?

Me: Someone new! They ask:

Whynot12321:
For Osoro-chan
are you dead inside?

Osoro: Yes, very. But we all are.

Everyone: *murmurs of agreement*

Romola: *sliding in next to Amai* We are all high/secondary school students.

Info: Feeling dead inside is actually quite common amongst teenagers.

Osoro: Speaking of dead, where's Masuta? Talk about "Deadbeat Dad" amirite? *laughing*

Budo: *walking into room with a tray of plates* lunch in served!

Oka: Yay!*stands up* *turns to Tenshi* Come on bug, daddy made lunch! *walking to balcony*

Tenshi: Daddy!

Budo: Hi sweetie, come on let's go!

Oka: He was making lunch.

Megami: What were you saying about "Deadbeat Dad", Osoro?

Budo: Huh?

Me: Osoro called you a deadbeat dad.

Budo: Just because you dad doesn't care doesn't mean others don't

Guiju: ooooooohhh...

Osoro: Take. That. Back

Budo: No. Why should I if you started it?

For some reason I can't explain~
I know St. Peter won't call my name~

Fureddo: Huh?

Me: My Spotify playlist just randomly started playing...

Author: It really did.

Miyuji: Viva La Vida by Coldplay!

Me: You know it! Now moving on, comment from our OG friend HighTierLightning they say.

HighTierLightning:
yeah, I'm so happy about SNAP mode too~

Oka, on balcony: *waving* Hey neighbors!

Uekiya & Kaga: *waving* Hey!

Akami: *waving*

Kizana: Snap mode?!

Amai: Oh No!!

Budo: We're all dOOMED!!

Tenshi: *mimicking everyones screaming*

Budo: She doesnt understand the gravity of the situation.

Me: It looks like fun.

Kizana: It might look fun but when I tell you experiencing it it horrifying. And all we do is stand there and let her come after us!!?? Like come on!!!!!!

Guiju:... I've missed a lot.

Gemma appears.

Me: Well lookie look look.

Gemma: *eye roll*

Akami: *right in front of the camera* Heyo! *waving*

Gemma: hi?

Kaga: Come here, princess.

Akami: Dadadadadadadada

Kaga: Let's not stand right in front of the screen ok? Open up. *holding baby spoon of food*

Uekiya: We're having lunch.

Tenshi: Kayi!  (Akami!)

Akami: Teni! (Tenshi!)

Asu: We're all dying... Aishi-san is gonna kill us all.

Romola: It looks pretty gruesome too...

Oka: We're eating!

Me: Well on that note I'm wrapping this up. Hope you enjoyed--

Tenshi: Nana! *pointing at Megami*

Megami: Yes, Tenshi?

Tenshi: Heyo!

Megami: Hello!

Gemma: Thank god *leaves*

Me:  .... Don't forget to ask or dare us and Stay Royal My Royalties.

Everyone: Bye! *leave call*

Me: *grumbling* back to online history...

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