ShadowTagger

too lazy to put a title in here part 1

Wait. I said quick introduction right? This is taking too long, fuck this shit then, just gonna hurry things up.

At the right side of ren was a couple of twins with the same light blue hair color and golden eyes. One is a female and the other is a male, but they both had the same girly look, their name is Yayi and Yari.

Behind Ren was a red haired person around 20 years old and was wearing a suit, he has red eyes and was smoking. His name was Kaiba.

And for the last one at the top of usj, a pink haired girl with a pretty well formed chest and a mix of colors in each eye was at the left side behind ren near kaiba. Her name was Cynthia.

And for the last member.

"Wait, where is Evan?"

"...."

"...oh ducks" the twins said simultaneously.

"Ok, who the hell was responsible to keep him here?" Yuuko said as everyone then point towards Cynthia who was drinking vodka.

She look at them, "eh?"

"You had one fucking job and you manage to screw it up" kaiba said.

"Hey! It was you guys fault to leave him to me"

Meanwhile, in the crowded area with students, a certain 16 years old kid with a messed black hair and black and white stripped long sleeved shirt under a suit sneezed as if someone was talking about him behind his back. Coincidentally, his name is Evan.

"You OK dude?" A certain red haired kid said as the black haired one nod, even tough Evan never step a foot inside 1-A classroom, everyone acted as if he was always there.

In fact, no one never knew him.

When thirteen stopped talking, as if the destiny hated those kids, a gate appeared not so far away from where the students were.

"Why do I keep having this feeling that everything is going downhill..." Aizawa said before noticing the purple smoke and the army coming out of it.

"Ah shit"

At this moment Aizawa realized that they were screwed. "Thirteen grab the kids and get the hell out of here! Just go to the bus and run away!"

"The fuck is happening?" A certain blond haired tnt- wait no, a blond haired kid said as he look at all this comotion, "those are fucking villains! Now get the hell out of here!" Aizawa said already pissed off for not being able to have a single rest in this fucking day.

Soon the villains pop out of nowhere and thing go just like it was supposed to be in the anime but the villains are more smart this time.

Frog girl, alien girl, elsa with fire bending and bird man with a imaginary friend goes to the conflagration zone, also know by the autor as fuck the ecosystem and just produce more carbon dioxide for no reason at all.

Diabetic hulk, rock boy, fake spider man and physical law defy girl was send to the flood zone also know by the author as Titanic simulator.

Nuclear bomb, Pikachu and the female version of invisible man goes to the downpour zone also know by the author as definitely this is the best way to use our water, absolutely no other way to waste the water without being this.

Sonic secret love child and HD sparkling boy was sent to the landslide zone also know by the author as That one land where the government was too lazy to rebuild after a earthquake happened there.

Kung fu panda tail man edition, lofi emo girl and big boobs for brain chan of the advertisement to how to lose more than 30kg of fat in one day was send to the ruins zone also know by the author as the government was too lazy to reconstruct this and let citizens that don't have a home anymore to live in That place.

Sexual harassment Boy, my singing animals and octopus ninja version of parasite from the anime parasite was send to the mountain zone also know by the author as wild animal place with no animals thanks to mass extinction made by humans.

And that's how they separated the students.

At this moment a army of villains was sent at each location to screw the kids even more.

And then handy man of desintegration beam and I smoke too much purple weed arrived in front of aizawa's view with a army of mutant type quirked villains and some others with no mutant type quirk.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" Aizawa said as a tsunami of villains came against him and thirteen who was suffering from being a walking black hole.

[Insert epic fight music and scene]

Meanwhile at the top of the glass dome, "are you sure we are in the correct place?" Ren asks.

"Yap, I'm 99.99% sure about it" yuuko said proud of herself, meanwhile Cynthia was at her sixth boodle of vodka.

"Are you trying to go into a alcoholic coma or what?" Kaiba said as he light his fourteenth cigarette, "eh?! Say the guy that can develop lung cancer at any moment"

"At least I don't lose sight of Evan when I'm responsible for him"

"Hey! It wasn't my fault that I let him escape! You know pretty well that it's not supposed to let me be responsible for something or else I will just lost it"

"You are a fucking irresponsible person you know that?"

"I'm well aware of that thank you" Cynthia say as she finish the boodle of vodka.

"Damn I'm out of alcohol"

"Oh look! That depressed person is losing!" The twins said simultaneously as they watch aizawa bring hit at his chin by a dog on steroids- I mean, a pretty strong man looking like a werewolf.

"Ouch" the group say simultaneously.

Returning to the fight, two man's grabbed aizawa's arms Immobilizing him. They were the only ones left of the entire army that charged towards aizawa.

Soon, shigaraki appeared in front of him. "Damn villains, why are you doing this?" Aizawa said furious.

"Because we wanted to kill all might, now where is he?" Shigaraki said without knowing about what had happened to all might.

"Wait what?"

"You heard me you bastard, where is all might?"

"Are you seariously?"

"Just answer the Damn question"

"...all might is dead"

"Eh?" Shigaraki said trying to process the information as his entire plans of killing all might goes downhill thanks to that.

[To be continue...]