SIX Queens react to SIX the Musical

No Way

"The next song in the album is Aragon's song called No Way," Catherine said as she set up the song. "So it's going to be the worst of them," Anne said laughing. "Excuse you," Catherine said offended "I assure you that my song is going to be the best one here."

"You know what they say, first is the worst second is the best. Your song is first meaning its the worst and mine is second meaning it's the best"  Boleyn said laughing. "Okay I'm not going to deal with you anymore, Cathy just play my song so I can prove to Anne how wrong she is," Aragon said. "Okay then," Cathy said putting on the song.

[Catherine Of Aragon:]
(No no no no no no no way)
There's no way
You must agree that baby
In all the time I've been by your side
I've never lost control

"Ha that's a lie," Anne said

No matter how many times I knew you lied
Have my golden rule
Got to keep my cool
Yeah, baby

[Ensemble:]
You know she's got to keep her cool

[Catherine Of Aragon:]
And even though you've had your fun
Running around with some pretty young thing

Anne winked at Catherine's line. "Yes I am a pretty young thing"

And even though you've had one son
With someone who don't own a wedding ring
No matter what I heard
I didn't say a word, no, baby

[Ensemble:]
You know she never said a word

[Catherine Of Aragon:]
I put up with your sh...
Like every single day
But now it's time to shh
And listen when I say

"Thank you, Catherine, for the censorship." Jane. "I think we all had to put up with his shi-" Jane put her hand over Cleves mouth, "No cursing on my watch"

You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me, baby
There's no no no no no no no way
If you think for a moment
I'd grant you annulment, just hold up
There's no no no no no no no way

"Again with respect, you stood your ground for so long, I don't know how you did it," Anna said.

No way
No way
There's no no no no no no no way

No way
No way
There's no no no no no no no way

There's no way

Kitty hummed along with the tune of the song 

So you read a bible verse that I'm cursed
'Cause I was your brother's wife
You say it's a pity 'cause quoting Leviticus
I'll end up kiddy-less all my life

"Holy smokes you can sing fast," Jane said thinking about how her song was in contrast to Catherine's

Well daddy weren't you there
When I gave birth to Mary? aw hi baby

[Ensemble:]
Daughters are so easy to forget

"I can agree with you on that one." Anne thought about all the trouble went through to produce a male heir when he had 2 daughters.

[Catherine Of Aragon:]
You're just so full of sh...
Must think that I'm naïve
I won't back down won't shh
And no I'll never leave

Everyone thought about how strong Aragon was and gained a new respect for how long she stood up to Henry for.

You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me, baby
There's no no no no no no no way
If you thought it'd be funny to
Send me to a nunnery, honey there's no way

No way
No way
There's no no no no no no no way

No way
No way
There's no no no no no no no way

There's no way
Hey

(Woo)
(Let's go)
(Woo)
(Here we go)

You've got me down on my knees
Please tell me what you think I've done wrong
Been humble, been loyal, I've tried
To swallow my pride all along
If you can just explain
A single thing I've done to cause you pain, I'll go

Kitty was almost crying at this part. She related to Catherine's feelings and knew them all too well. Aragon noticed that Kitty was getting emotional and hugged her as if she was her own daughter.

No?

You've got nothing to say
I'm not going away
There's no way

"You go girl" Parr pumped her fist in the air. She loved seeing the other queens stand up for themselves.

You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me, baby
There's no no no no no no no way

You made me your wife
So I'll be queen to the end of my life
No no no no no no no way

Everyone, including Anne, started singing along at the final chorus. As much as Anne didn't want to admit it, she liked Aragon's song.

No way
No way

No no no no nope no nope no nope no no

No way
No way

There's no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no way

There's no way

Everyone clapped as the song ended. "So Boleyn, what did you think?" Everyone turned to look at Anne. "I liked it" she whispered begrudgingly.

"What was that Anne, I couldn't hear you?" Aragon joked. 

"I liked it" Anne repeated. "It was so full of energy and the whole song was a big frick you to Henry. Of all the things I said to Henry, I wish no was one of them." Everyone was surprised Anne let her pride sink long enough for her to compliment Catherine."

"Besides Anne, did anyone else have anything they wanted to add?" Cathy asked. Cleves looked up "I said it before and I'm going to say it again, I really respect you after that. I also loved the fast parts of the song"

"Anyone else?" Parr looked around "Okay then, I'll get the next song ready"

A/N: That was No Way. Let me know if you think there is any way I could improve this. Thank you for reading!