SIX Queens react to SIX the Musical

Get Down

"I'm telling you guys right now, the tone of my song is going to be a lot different than yours," Anna said. "In what way?" Jane asked. "Well for one it's-" Cathy cut Anna off, "I'm done queuing up the song, you can just listen to it and find out." Kitty giggled, "I'm excited to find out." Anne nodded in agreement as Cathy unpaused the song. 

[Anne Of Cleves:]
Sittin' here all alone
On a throne
In a palace that I happen to own

"You owned an entire palace?" Kitty asked. Anna nodded, "Yes I did, I bought it with the money Henry gave me after our divorce."

Bring me some pheasant
Keep it on the bone

Fill my goblet up to the brim
Sippin' on mead and I spill it on my dress
With the gold lace trim
Not very prim and proper
Can't make me stop

Catherine nodded along to the beat of the song, "Yes Anna, don't let anyone make you stop."

I wanna go hunting, any takers?
I'm not fake 'cause I've got acres and acres
Paid for with my own riches
Where my hounds at? Release the bitches
(Woof)

"Ohh like dogs, I was surprised at the slur at first," Jane said. Cathy laughed, "Did you think I was going to let her curse in the song?"

Everyday
Head back for a round of croquet, yeah

"Ohhh like Heathers," Kitty said. Everyone else looked at her confused. "Oh it's another musical based off a movie, maybe I'll show you guys later."

'Cause I'm a player
And tomorrow, I'll hit replay

You, you said that I tricked ya
'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don't agree
So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can't stop me 'cause

"You're right Anna, you look better than your profile picture. Don't let some old fat guy tell you otherwise," Anne said.

I'm the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down
Get down you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down
'Cause I'm the queen of the castle

Cathy cheered, "Yeah you are girl."

When I get bored
I go to court
Pull up outside in my carriage
Don't got no marriage
So I have a little flirt with the footman
As he takes my fur
As you were

"Dang Anna, I didn't realize you were such a flirt," Anne commented. "I can be when I want to," Anna replied.

Making my way to the dance floor
Some boys make an advance
I ignore them

Everyone cheers. "So how many guys did you reject that night?" Jane asked. Anna counted on her fingers, "I probably ignored like 6 guys that offered to dance with me."

'Cause my jam comes on the lute
Lookin' cute
Das ist gut

All eyes on me
No criticism
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"Well it's not very hard to do that," Aragon laughed. 

Dance so hard that I'm causin' a sensation
Okay ladies, let's get in reformation

"Nice reference Anna," Parr said.

You, you said that I tricked ya
'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture
Too, too bad I don't agree
So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see
And you can't stop me 'cause

I'm the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down
Get down (you dirty rascal)
Get down
Get down
'Cause I'm the queen of the castle

Now I ain't sayin' I'm a gold digger
But check my prenup, and go figure

"How much money did you have?" Kitty asked. "More money then I could spend in a lifetime, I think a few millions," Anna said.

Got gold chains
Symbolic of my faith to the higher power
In the fast lane
My horses can trot up to twelve miles an hour

"So you were like really rich and had the best of everything?" Jane asked with Anna simply nodding.

Let me explain
I'm a Wienerschnitzel, not an English flower
No one tells me I need a rich man
Doin' my thing in my palace in Richmond

"So in addition to all the money and horses, you also had a palace? Dang, you did good," Anne said.

You, you said that I tricked ya (tricked ya)
'Cause I (I), I didn't look like my profile picture (no-no)
Too, too bad I don't agree (too bad I don't agree)
So I'm gonna hang it up (hang it up, hang it up) for everyone to see
And you can't stop, you can't stop me 'cause

At this point, everyone besides Aragon was singing along.

I'm the queen of the castle
Get down, you dirty rascal
Get down (yeah, c'mon, ha!)
Get down (get down with me)
Get down you dirty rascal
Get down (it's Anna of Cleves)
(Aha-ha-ha, get)
Get down (ow!)
'Cause I'm the queen of the castle

"Wow Anna that was pretty good," Kitty said. Anna laughed and nodded, "Of course it was." Catherine thought about the lyrics, "Your life seems like it was perfect compared to mine Anne and Jane's." Jane agreed, "I mean yeah, Catherine lost her life, Anne lost her head, I lost my son yet you had the perfect life."

"I guess I did," Anna shrugged. "You say that so nonchalantly," Cathy said. "What else am I supposed to say? I have the plague?" Anna said. Kitty gasped, "Wait you do?!?" Anna laughed, "Just kidding my life's amazing."

"So if we're going in order, divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded... Kitty's song is next," Anne said pointing to each of them as she said their respective word. Cathy nodded and started queuing up the next song.