BatKid: shut up.
SuperJon: Dami, please...
BatKid: fine.
BatKid: we will go to the beach but we'll stay as far away possible from these lunatics.
SuperJon: agreed. Thank you.
SuperKon: see, I told you he has a soft spot for your eyes, Jon.
CaffieneAddict: excuse me, what?
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SuperJon: so, I was packing and I thought I may as well ask what would be required and what wouldn't...
BatKid: sunglasses, sunscreen, your other beach stuff and if you want to go surfing as well, then a surfboard too.
BatKid: or better still just put in your casual clothes, we'll buy the rest of the stuff from here.
SuperJon: cool.
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[ Gotham's Lovebirds ]
Steph: you know what Cass, I think the beach picnic is going to be a great event for you to practice your photography.
Cassie: ah, that's a great idea.
Helena: make sure to get really cute pictures so that we all remember the good times.
Barbara: true. It's a great motivation to get through the bad times.
Richard: but if there's even one picture of me shirtless, I won't forgive you, Cass.
Cassie: hey, it's not my fault that you ditch your shirt while going to the beach.
Selina: she's right, Richard, it's either you dress properly or embrace it.
Richard: hey, I always dress properly!
Barbara: you know what your problem is... Your mind fluctuates on extremes. So either you are overdressed or underdressed.
Richard: but does that bother you?
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Fanfiction"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it." "If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do." [Timothy Drake] [Started: 02/20/2020] [Completed: 03...