Drunk Texting | T. Drake ✔

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[ T <•> I ]

I: you don't just say ok to any criminal who offers you coffee, understand? Because if you do, you will end up getting abducted. Again.

T: not even if it's Red Hood?

I: well, maybe he's the only exception.

T: quick question though, why are you never pissed off at Hood?

I: because he's cool.

T: how do you know?

I: so there was one time I was passing by Crime Alley and Red Hood was helping a homeless family by smuggling them some food and blankets. That was very sweet of him.

T: that homeless family could be operating under a mobster, y'know.

I: I don't care, they needed help that time and that's what they got.

T: so you mean to say you didn't stop Hood?

I: nope, I helped him smuggle more food and blankets.

I: we're best buddies now.

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[ T <•> J ]

J: I think you guys are getting worried about the new vigilante for no reason.

T: yeah right, like you were totally not the one who thought she was working under the Penguin.

T: or for Black Mask.

J: fine I admit, I thought she was a hoax at first.

T: and what made you change your mind now?

J: I befriended her.

T: fuck no.

J: why are you so surprised? She's okay, I guess. And great at smuggling food out of the supermarket.

T: I'm warning you, Todd, do not make her get involved in your crime sprees or else I'll tell Bruce.

J: oh yeah, I dare you then, Babybird.

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J: what the fuck, Tim? I swear I'll tear you off from one limb to another.

T: that would apply only if you find me, loser.

J: where the fuck are you?

T: I packed my stuff and moved out.

T: because I could totally see this coming.

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[ T <•> I ]

I: don't tell me, are you getting jealous of Red Hood?

T: nope. Not at all.

I: Tim, you suck at lying.

T: I'm not lying.

I: yes, you are.

T: I mean... You used to be my friend, Ren.

I: I still am.

T: you prefer Hood more nowadays.

I: awww, you crying, Timmy boo?

T: no.

I: hey, don't feel so belittled. You are you and Hood is Hood. I can manage having two friends at the same time.

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