Coronavirus is serious business
I scoffed at how serious the Coronavirus was being portrayed.
Then I realized that I haven't been invited to the Russian, Ukrainian, or Oriental dating sites in weeks!
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Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously
All they do is cheese and wine
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if bats could talk what would they say about the corona virus?
Now you know how it feels to have your world turned upside down!
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How did the birds escape the coronavirus quarantine?
They flu
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How does an Introverted hypochondriac feel during the Corona virus outbreak?
Validated.
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Do you wanna hear a Corona virus joke?
Nevermind, you'll probably spread it around.
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What's the best thing about COVID-19?
All these novel coronavirus jokes
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Who was the first person in the galaxy to be infected by the corona virus?
Wuhan Solo
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pfff CoronaVirus is nothing
I remember back in the day getting OldMilwaukeeVirus every weekend and actually needing 2 rolls of toilet paper every morning, and I never panicked
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So there's only one state with no confirmed coronavirus infections, do you know which one it is?
The state of denial
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Hear about the comedian with the corona virus who's on tour?
He killed.
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You know who didn't die from the corona virus?
Jeffery Epstein
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Let me tell you this coronavirus joke...
We have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
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In light of the Coronavirus outbreak, I chopped off my mustache to reduce the amount I'm subconsciously touching my face.
I decided better shave than sorry.
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COVID19 in Ireland
Did anyone hear about the recent spike in Coronavirus cases in Ireland's capital?
Reportedly it's Dublin!
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Corona virus has reached the Arab peninsula
Time for a Qurantine
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Bengalis should be safe from the coronavirus
Every since we were young we've been told, "eita korona, oita korona!"
("Eita korona, oita korona" means "don't do this, don't do that!")
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What does Pinocchio us to protect himself from Corona Virus?
Lysol
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At least anti-vaxxer parents won't have to worry about the coronavirus
Their kids already died from preventable diseases years ago.
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Damn, there's a lot of coronavirus jokes.
It's like a worldwide thing by now.
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The timing of the Corona Virus is perfect for St.Patrick's Day
Because the cases keep Dublin.
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If you don't understand a coronavirus joke, be patient.
Eventually you'll get it.
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How are Romeo and Juliet like the current pandemic?
One's a Corona Virus the other is a Verona Crisis.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!!! Lol jkjk it had coronavirus
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The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes
HumorA book with a collection of the funniest coronavirus jokes.
