"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it."
"If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do."
[Timothy Drake]
[Started: 02/20/2020]
[Completed: 03...
BatKid: I hate to say this but fuck you too, Jonathan.
SuperJon: first off, fuck me yourself you coward.
SuperJon: secondly, how dare you!
SuperKon: wait a second...
CaffeineAddict: oh...
SuperJon: ...
SuperJon: Connor, you did not show this to Mom, right?
SuperKon: you owe ten dollars to the swear jar, bro.
SuperJon: I will get you back for this, Connor. Just wait and see...
CaffeineAddict: oh dear, staying with Dami is not doing you good, Jonathan Kent. You've started to hand out death threats to your brother, just like Damian.
SuperKon: I agree.
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CaffeineAddict: hey Damian, look what happened today...
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BatKid: ...
BatKid: where are you?
CaffeineAddict: so Caramel has been feeling really lonely these days and Titus doesn't keep her company, so I bought a few more pups.
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BatKid: if this is a stupid joke, I'll kill you.
CaffeineAddict: this is not a joke.
CaffeineAddict: I'm dropping them off in your room just so you can be certain.
BatKid: very well then.
CaffeineAddict: and you can name them too.
SuperKon: if I were you, Damian, I would ask why Timmy is being so nice today.
BatKid: fair point.
BatKid: what devilry are you up to, Drake?
CaffeineAddict: oh come on...
CaffeineAddict: I'm not that much of a cunning asshole.
BatKid: though you do agree you're a cunning asshole to some extent?
